It's Not About the Mets, Except it is Here?

[Frayed Knot]

Taijuan Walker didn't come home, his unborn child will never know him.

[dinosaur jesus]

Damion Easley, Damion Easley

Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy

Lighten up while you still can

Don't even try to understand

Just find a place to make your stand, Damion Easley

[Edgy MD]

We're using up a lotta Parody Challenge ideas here.

[batmagadanleadoff]

I like the meter and rhythm of Damion Easley.



Damion Easley

Picks up the rice in a church where a wedding has been.

Lives in a dream.

Waits by the window.



or





Damion Easley

Writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear.

No one comes near.

Edited February 1, 2023 by Guest

[Edgy MD]

Stepping in-a rhythm to a Kurtis Blow

Who needs to think when your feet just go?

With a hippity-hop and a hippity-ho!

Who needs to think when your feet just go?

Brian! Bohannon! Brian! Bohannon!

Who needs to think when your feet just go?

Brian! Bohannon! Brian! Bohannon!

[MFS62]

Because you know I'm all about that Chase

Chase Shreve, I'll tell ya'

I'm all 'bout that Chase, 'bout that Chase I'll tell ya'

I'm all 'bout that Chase, 'bout that Chase I'll tell ya'

I'm all 'bout that Chase, 'bout that Chase.



Later

[batmagadanleadoff]

Brian Bohanon

Died in the church and was buried along with his name

Nobody came

[Frayed Knot]

Five syllable names are required if anyone wants to do a Mets-only version of 'Van Lingle Mungo'

Bri-an Bo-han-non

Mich-ael Con-foooor-to

[Fman99]

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Brian Bohanon

Died in the church and was buried along with his name

Nobody came

[Fman99]

Nothing is Easley, though time gets you worrying, my friend, it's o.k.

Just take your life easy and stop all that hurrying, be happy my way.

When tension starts mounting and you've lost count of the pennies you've missed,

Just try hard and see why they're not worrying me, they're last on my list.

Nothing's Easley.

[batmagadanleadoff]

Michael Conforto

Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there

What does he care?

[batmagadanleadoff]

Sidney Fernandez

Wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave

No one was saved

[batmagadanleadoff]

Peter Alonso

Wearing the face that he keeps in a jar by the door

Who is it for?

[dinosaur jesus]

Timothy Leary's dead

No, no, no, no, he's outside, looking in

Timothy Leary's dead

No, no, no, no, he's outside, looking in

He'll fly his astral plane

Takes you trips around the bay

Brings you back the same day

Timothy Leary

Timothy Leary

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

I'm Al Leit'

Don't nobody worry bout me

[whippoorwill]

This is a great thread

[Edgy MD]

I'm Jim Mann! — I'm a goddess!

I'm Jim Mann! — Well, I'm a virgin!

I'm Jim Mann! — I'm a blue movie!

I'm Jim Mann! — I'm a bitch!

I'm Jim Mann! — I'm a geisha!

I'm Jim Mann! — I'm a little girl!

And WE MAKE LOVE TOGETHER!

[batmagadanleadoff]

Ah, look at all the lonely people!

Ah, look at all the lonely people!



Timothy Leary

yada dada dadada dadada dadada .....

[dinosaur jesus]

Does he love me? i want d'Arnaud.

How can I tell if he loves me so?

(Is it in his eyes?) Oh no, you'll be deceived.

(Is it in his eyes?) Oh no, you'll make believe.

If you want d'Arnaud, if he loves you so

It's in his kiss (That's where it is).

[Frayed Knot]

PHAM (Pham) What you like is in the limo

PHAM (Pham) What you get is no tomorrow

PHAM (Pham) What you need you had to borrow ...









And, for a guy who reportedly likes Vegas as much as Tommy P. does, those lyrics may be oddly appropriate.

[Edgy MD]

Pham! Pham! Pham! Pham! Pham! Pham! Pham! Pham! Pham! Pham! Pham! Pham! Pham! Pham! Pham! Pham!

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Love. Love will keep us Telgheder

[Edgy MD]

Me-EE-ee a-AN-and Randy ...

Randy Jones!

RandyJonesRandyJonesRandyJones!

We got a thing goin' on

We both know that it's wrong

But it's much too strong

To let it go now

[whippoorwill]

Oh my!!!!

[Chad ochoseis]

Ooh, my little pretty one, my pretty one

When you gonna give me some time, Swoboda?

Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run

Got it comin' off of the line, Swoboda

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind

I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind

R-R-R-Ron, ay, ah, wooh!

R-R-R-Ron Swoboda

[MFS62]

Do you believe in Myrick in a young girl's heart

How the music can free her whenever it starts?

And it's magic if the music is groovy

It makes you feel happy like an old-time movie

I'll tell you about the magic, and it'll free your soul

But it's like trying to tell a stranger 'bout-a rock and roll



Later

[Fman99]

Ray Knight in white satin

Never reaching the end

[Edgy MD]

I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours

But I think Jackson Todd's got a sick sense of humour

And when I die, I expect to find him laughing