Roel Out the Ex-Redbird Carpet

[G-Fafif]

[MFS62]

Can't wait for Edgy's roster update.

All the moves might overflow the server.



Later

[Edgy MD]

I'll do it piecemeal. Have been finishing a work project, finishing an article, dealing with medical shit, saying goodbye to a godmother, and doing a research thingy. If I don't find time supervise Met Roster Central Staff, things tend to go to hell pretty quickly.



If it's 2021, things go to hell in two days.

[bmfc1]

My condolences on your Godmother.

[Edgy MD]

Thank you, my man.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

This guy has a career ERA of 81.00 over 2 appearances including his MLB debut last year where he surrendered 4 home runs to the Cubs.



He gives up a HR every 11 pitches!

[Edgy MD]

YIKES!! A homerun every 11 pitches?!



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[seawolf17]

Dude's stat line in his two appearances defies all mathematical convention - a 10.00 WHIP, a 62.18 FIP, and OPS against of 3.446.

[kcmets]

I read somewhere Rick Peterson has been brought in as a consultant and will fix him.

[Benjamin Grimm]

This may even require Mackie Shilstone.

[Frayed Knot]

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Dude's stat line in his two appearances defies all mathematical convention - a 10.00 WHIP, a 62.18 FIP, and OPS against of 3.446.

[Edgy MD]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: This may even require Mackie Shilstone.

Mackie deserves an entry in the Ultimate Mets Database.



Rev. Jaerock Lee does also, for that matter.

[G-Fafif]

Not much of a Roel for Ramirez. DFA'd to clear Eickhoff-sized 40-man space.

[Edgy MD]

All the roster spot kills linked to Eickhoff need to be investigated.

[seawolf17]

Edgy MD wrote: All the roster spot kills linked to Eickhoff need to be investigated.

I agree. Dude's gotta have naked pictures of someone on his phone, because he's got an ERA higher than Snoop Dogg and they keep giving him starts.

[Edgy MD]

I just think it's funny that he's had to be added to the roster, and somebody else removed, each time. The most recent time, he had even declared himself a free agent, before getting re-signed.



What's the expression? He's killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille?



It's certainly hyperbole, but you can say that he's retired more people literally this year, by getting them DFA'd, than he's retired on the pitcher's mound.