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Elbow bumping is way more fun. One of my pseudo nieces and I touch sneaker toes

and wiggle them up and down a few times. We're silly.



Also, I forgot to chime in this morning.... since we're discussing bad pancake syrups in

the Alonso/Tyson thread, did Mrs. Butterworth get the ax too or is she still around?


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The purpose of a handshake is so the guys from Minneapolis and the fellas from St. Paul can show each other that, "Hey, we may have our differences — Fords and Chevys, Catholics and Lutherans and all that — but I'm no threat to you. Allow me to demonstrate my good will by surrendering to you the traditionally dominant hand with which a lesser-intentioned man might strike you."



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A Boy Named Seo wrote:

The only casualty of the pandemic I'm rooting for is the handshake. What's it even for? I have no desire to hold another human's hand in my own again, then wriggle our arms back and forth.


This.



Hey nice to meet you, oh we're going super firm? Gotcha. Ok. How long do we hold on?....we're gonna keep shaking throughout this whole introduction? Great. Great.


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