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Welcome to Quarantine Theater, where we're playing our favorite game show: Name! ... Those! ... Mets! ... Beards! And now here's our host, Dom Smith!



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Thank you, Edgy! A warm welcome to our studio audience and those playing at home from all of us at Name That Mets Beard, where the competition is always hairy, and when you lose, it's never by a close shave!



Let's get right to it and introduce our first challenge and ... it's an NTMB Triple!. For a big score ... name these Mets beards!



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I'll never get the crazy beard thing like the guy on the first left picture. If

he's getting laid walking around with that thing well gosh bless him.


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3 is Kirk?

Correct!!
Johnny Lunchbucket wrote:
Is #1 Vic Black?

Also a factual. Points all around!
Dominic Smith?

This would be true if the question was "Who am I?" but since it's not, YOU get a copy of our Name Those Mets Beards! board game, the game where whisker wisdom leads to big points!
Fuck if I know.

And you get a copy of the far-more-talked-about board game Fuck if I Know, the game where good answers lead to good times!



And now onto round two! For 600 points, name this Met, most recently seen auditioning for the role of Mr. French in a Family Affair set to air this fall on Hulu!



[FIMG=500]https://static01.nyt.com/images/2015/03/19/sports/19METSweb4/19METSweb4-superJumbo.jpg?quality=90&auto=webp[/FIMG]


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That's the Chipotle Rocketman, Jack Leathersich



I used to be his adoptive parent. Just checked up on him to discover his Twitter account has been suspended. What'd he get into now?



https://twitter.com/LeatherRockethttps://twitter.com/LeatherRocket



I found him on LinkedIn. He was released by the Pirates, Indians and finally the Rangers and has resurfaced as a sales a guy for a Massachusetts logistics/material handling company.


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[FIMG=350]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/01/Dom_Smith_during_warmups%2C_March_3%2C_2019_%28cropped%29.jpg[/FIMG]

You are showing yourself to be a true Rutherford B. Hayes while your opponents just stubble along.



Here's about as well-sculpted a Metsbeard as you'll find. You couldn't make a better beard with three hours, a magnet, and a box of iron filings.



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[fimg=400]https://content.sny.tv/assets/images/6/7/2/306617672/cuts/750x422/cut.jpg[/fimg]



Excellent work, a prominent beard though that might have been for a time.



Here's a particularly challenging contest, for beaucoup fake points, as we present you with a beard that has been defaced.



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[FIMG=450]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tlghGGM5I1I/maxresdefault.jpg[/FIMG]



Jason Pridie it is, Greg. Jason may have been a AAAA player, but in his day, he achieved MVP status in the Wifey Watch thread. He and Bianca have since been joined by four kids in their family and Jason is currently pulling down a palindromic $7,227 per year as a https://govsalaries.com/pridie-jason-3551689firefighter in Queen's Creek, Arizona.



Great work, beardwatchers! Let's pick this up after dinner on Name! Those! Mets! BEARDS!


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That's great stuff. Man, wouldn't it have been great if "Home of Dana Brand" was the first association that popped into people's heads when Newtown, Connecticut was mentioned?


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Edgy MD wrote:

[fimg=400]https://cdn.theathletic.com/app/uploads/2018/06/13132642/GettyImages-958017670-1024x683.jpg[/fimg]



Identifying Mets beards is not for the faint of heart. For instance, can you identify the beard below?



https://metsrostercentral.files.wordpress.com/2020/03/screen-shot-2020-03-17-at-10.59.05-pm.png>


Hey! That's Jeff Reardon!



What do I win? Is there a prize?


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[FIMG=300]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/01/Dom_Smith_during_warmups%2C_March_3%2C_2019_%28cropped%29.jpg[/FIMG]



If this Met had been named after a Victorian-era illustrator, it surely would have been Aubrey Beardsley.



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