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What's the Job?  

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  1. 1. What's the Job?

    • Batting Coach
      3
    • Batting Instructor
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    • Hitting Coach
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    • Hitting Instructor
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Ever notice the guy in charge of the pitchers is the pitching coach,

but the guy in charge of the hitters can have any one of a number

of titles. The teams seem real intentional about which title they choose,

too. But if, say, Larry Rothschild was all, "Excuse me, I'm not the

pitching coach, I'm the throwing instructor," he'd be laughed out

of the game. Similarly, you're not going to hear Ray Searage come at

you with "I'm the
hurling pedagogue, bitch."



But if Kevin Long or Rudy Jamarillo are all, "Fuck you, I'm the
hitting

instructor," people think "God damn, that's one scientific badass of a

professional who takes his business seriously!"



And we're supposed think that the distinction between
hitting instructor

and
batting coach somehow matters.



It doesn't, right?


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=Fman99 post_id=31159 time=1580992408 user_id=86]
He's the hitting coach, obviously. Topics are lean in the dog days of winter.

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"Hitting instructor" is someone who shows your game aunt or drunk uncle how not to hurt herself/himself in the sports complex's batting cage.



It's a hitting coach.


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Edgy MD wrote:

=Fman99 post_id=31159 time=1580992408 user_id=86]
He's the hitting coach, obviously. Topics are lean in the dog days of winter.


Eat my ass. It's the meatiest topic ever!
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