IDT 7/8/19: Alonso vs Seven Randos

[Edgy MD]

That's not Kevin Morgan. Who is that?

[batmagadanleadoff]

Alonso had the worst pitcher. This guy's throwing out of the strike zone sidearm breaking balls. Pitching change, please.

[LWFS]

THAT ought to shut these people up.



He did hit 14 sliders out, so there's that.



Also: hi guys

[Methead]

Vlad Jr is gonna kill a kid out there in LF

[whippoorwill]

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[Edgy MD]

Can Vlad's pitcher throw to Alonso?

[whippoorwill]

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Uh oh.



We should have our bullpen guys throw to him. We know they give up homers.

[LWFS]

I have a feeling Vlad may make the final

[Edgy MD]

He looks like a righthanded Babe Ruth up there.



He looks like The Whammer.

[Methead]

Pederson has his work cut out. Couldn't happen to a nicer douchecanoe.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Alonso apparently has been practicing with the guy. He's like his buddy

[Fman99]

I'm watching and rooting for Piss Missile Pete, but, hell, this is the dullest thing going. I hat the derby.

[Edgy MD]

Pederson's pitcher is built like a 15-year-old.

[LWFS]

Good Lord

[Methead]

Well Pederson knows how to put the wood to it



Maybe both of these guys will tire out

[LWFS]

So, apparently, it's a pretty cardiovascularly-fit chubby

[LWFS]

Gimmick or no, this is fun

[Methead]

double OT

[Methead]

triple OT

[LWFS]

Triple

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[Edgy MD]

Pederson has done a good job conserving energy.

[Methead]

what are those things on the back of Pederson's neck? Is that where he was plugged into the matrix?

[Edgy MD]

Pederson has a series of raised dots on the back of his neck.



OE: Methead beat me.

[Edgy MD]

Jacob deGrom sighting.

[LWFS]

The year is 2033. Earth's environment is in shambles. The Facebook Wars are a decade in the rearview. Somewhere, Joc and Vlad are still hitting home runs.

[Edgy MD]

Let's see some piss missiles.

[Methead]

Looks like he's gonna need the extra time

[Edgy MD]

He looks tired.

[Methead]

Buzzer beat Pete!