Hey, Nineteen: Yoenis Céspedes

[Edgy MD]

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Do you know me? Why, I'm due to earn $29 million from the Mets this season! I may not be ready until mid-season or I may not be ready at all. But I'm currently walking, and that's supposed to be good.



I have a green sleeve, tremendous power, a fabulous arm, and good instincts in the field and on the bases when I am able to stay engaged. But all that is moot until I can get on the field.



Let me know how I'll do, and when, if you'll hazard a guess, I'll get on the field.

[smg58]

He gives us 65 games of .280/.350/.500.

[MFS62]

30 games in September.

.240 - 6 - 18 The rust will show.



Later

[A Boy Named Seo]

I have a feeling it'll be closer to MFS62's number of games prediction than Smiggy, but I'll say he goes .270/.325/.480 over maybe 40 games. He will hit a memorable, Kibson-esque limp-off-the-field game-ender the day before he goes back on the 10-day DL for heel tendonitis or some shit.

[kcmets]

Doesn't see one big-league pitch in 2019.

[seawolf17]

"It's like acquiring Yoenis Cespedes at the deadline."



.280/.330/.560, with 24 home runs in 58 games in August and September en route to an eleventh-place MVP finish despite playing less than half a season.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Honestly? He's probably done-r than David Wright.



I think we may see him a bit this year but if its a good year not much and maybe he gets traded after the season, somehow.



4-25 .265/.320/.400 in 135 PAs

[Fman99]

Not really sure who this is.