Seaverversary IGT 6/15 @AZ

[Edgy MD]

I can fault them for him not running the bases better to possibly score on the double, or the ground out. I can fault Rosario for swing and crap pitches and then hitting the popup.

I can fault Ron Darling for preaching the "You don't want to take away his aggressiveness" gospel that has left Rosario as such a counter-productive hitter.

[Centerfield]

So we haven’t actually scored yet, but we do have two runners that made it to 3B.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

guys on base every inning.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

not putting it past fzr here to hit into a triple play

[Guest d'Kong76]

Shift that!

[Fman99]

An RBI double? Is that allowed?

[Edgy MD]

That's about as badly fooled as I've seen Nimmo all year.

[Fman99]

Christ, Cabrera is a mess up there.

[Centerfield]

Just DL Cabrera. Jesus.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

it seems like the center field camera in this park is actually a left field camera.

everyone's batting stance looks weird

[Edgy MD]

I'd like to see Godley cremed.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Yawntista, squeezed by blue.

[Frayed Knot]

They're just inventing ways not to score.
3 hits, including 2 doubles, 2 walks, and a HBP in 3 innings somehow = 1 run

[Guest cooby]

Maybe they should switch to a game where the LOWEST score wins

[Frayed Knot]

HRs w/o men on base ... our specialty
Hits with men on base? ... no, sorry, we don't do that.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

hey Dom Smiff hit a home run.

and Plawecki walks and get picked off

[Centerfield]

That is some shit baseball weck.

[Frayed Knot]

Among all the other nonsense tonight ... we've required this Godley guy to retire on 12 batters to get 14 outs.
Godleyness is clearly NOT next to timeliness.

[Guest d'Kong76]

It's getting to the point where I find it all amusing.

[Zvon]

Nice frozen rope homer.
I have never described a HR in that manner before.
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[Fman99]

Plawecki giving away an out on the bases hurts.

[Zvon]

Love this song stuff. I'll assemble the Sgt Pepper ones and add one.

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It was 41 years ago today
The Mets traded Seaver away
If that wasn't enough to make you sad
The Kingman trade was equally bad
So let me introduce the thread
In which we'll realize that the Mets are dead
Sgt. Mickey's Shitty Baseball Clan!




We're Sgt. Mickey's Shitty Baseball Team
It's hard to hit and field and throw
We're Sgt. Mickey's Shitty Baseball Team
We're old and we are white and slow!
Sgt. Mickey's Shitty
Sgt. Mickey's Shitty
Sgt. Mickey's Shitty Baseball team

It's pitiful to watch this
I wish there was a pill
That would forever ease my pain
I'd like to take it with some booze
I'd love to take it soon!

I don't really wanna jack the thread
But I still cannot believe I read
That Mickey sent the lineup wrong
Batting men where they didn't belong
From Gonzo to Blevins to Bruce
This group really knows how to lose!
Sgt. Mickey's Shitty Basebaaaaall team!
Yea!

[Zvon]

Yea, stick Dom somewhere he's never played before in the majors. Yea, you do that Mickey.

[Zvon]

[ashie62]

It's getting worse all the time

[Lefty Specialist]

It's like a bottomless pit right now. Gallows humor is all we've got.

[Benjamin Grimm]