IGT 6/8/2018: MFY@NYM -- Fuck Ichiro's Former Team

[G-Fafif]

This time, Jacob deGrom's brilliant no-decision will come in a righteous cause.

Some worthless prick will pitch for the opposition.

[MFS62]

We are all waiting breathlessly for one of Fmann's classic KTEs.
The games themselves will pale by comparison.

Oh, Joe Beningo on WFAN suggests that his fellow Mets fans go out of town for the weekend to avoid both the games and MFY fans.
I disagree. It will be so much fun to revel in the victories, starting with tonight.

Later

[Ceetar]

I know I've been saying this, but the Mets are extremely due. the offense IS actually better than this. They WILL hit. Would be a nice time to wake up and start that 8-4 streak they need to get back into respectability with a sweep.

[metirish]

Absolutely not looking forward to this weekend series...

[Lefty Specialist]

Not looking forward to Monday morning with the YLDB's at work.

[ashie62]

This should be a hoot

[Guest d'Kong76]

The Boones against The Calloways, let's fued!

[A Boy Named Seo]

Would love to kick all over their asses, but I’m feeling more metirish than ceets at the moment. Glad we got our 2 studs going and maybe Matz can pull a Mlicki.

[Edgy MD]

Mets	Updated	Status	Due Back	Injury	Notes
Matz, Steven (p)	06/10	10-day DL	6-8 weeks	Pulled a Mlicki	In New York for MRI.

[Centerfield]

It would be awesome if Steven Matz could pull a Mlicki, but I wouldn't get your hopes up.

Matz has never thrown a complete game in his career. And this season, he's only thrown seven innings once. The likelihood of throwing a complete game shutout seems remote.

Also remote are the chances of the Mets scoring six runs in a single game. Six runs accounts for all the run scoring for June.

The likelihood of both of these things happening in the same game...

[Guest 41Forever]

Let's Go, Matz!

[ashie62]

It appears we will go the weekend without Cespedes

[Guest d'Kong76]

Candy Smallderson wrote: We felt it's best not to put Yo in a spot where he might go 0-13, 0-14 in a Yankee series sweep so we're gonna wait until next week in Atlanta.

[Guest d'Kong76]

TANNER: They're like 20 games over .500 and we fucking suck, Buttercrud.
BUTTERMAKER: Watch your mouth, there's a girl in the fuck.. flippin' car. Do you
want to quit, Tanner?
TANNER: Crud, No! I want to play ball!
BUTTERMAKER: Now listen fellas, and Amanda... pull your heads out of your asses.
We got the goddamn Yankees coming in for three games, what's that mean?!?!
EVERYONE: BAD NEWS FOR THE YANKEES!!!
BUTTERMAKER: Engleberg, grab me another tall boy out of the cooler and this time don't
drink half of it, thank you...

[Guest d'Kong76]

Nimmo LF
Cabrera 2B
Conforto CF
Frazier 3B
Bruce RF
Mesoraco C
Gonzalez 1B
deGrom P
Rosario SS

[Guest d'Kong76]

Gardner CF
Judge RF
Bird 1B
Stanton LF
Sanchez C
diGloria SS
Andujar 3B
Tanaka P
Torres 2B

[Edgy MD]

God, I love Tanner.

Can't imagine being his father, though.

[ashie62]

Jay Bruce is going to have a big night, in a positive way

[Guest 41Forever]

The Brandon Nimmo Game.

[Edgy MD]

Fan of the day:



Maybe this is Baby Weetar?

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

weetar. lol

[Edgy MD]

Mets are hitting into the shift a lot. Like, whenever they don't strike out.

[Edgy MD]

More like Didi You'reboringus, amirite?

[Edgy MD]

If Bruce was running, the Mets likely have first and third. Instead, 6-4-3.

Why are they so un-aggressive?

[Edgy MD]

Bezes loaded por Judge.

Gulp.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

bleh

[Edgy MD]

Bruce, man, where's that arm?

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

More like Bird Poop, amirite fellas?

[Guest 41Forever]

That run should be charged to AGone.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Tanaka injured. gee that's a shame