Trainer's Room: Injuries in 2018

[Guest 41Forever]

Sounds like TJ has a sprained elbow, which I think is a relief after the TJ surgery and not something that would send him for another.

https://www.amazinavenue.com/2018/7/20/17597182/mets-tj-rivera-elbow-injury-sprained-tommy-john-new-york

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Syndergaard to the DL with Cocksackie's. Who's not washing their hands, you guys?

[G-Fafif]

Reportedly picked it up while at a kids' baseball camp over the break.

Goes to show you what little good extending the species does.

[MFS62]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Syndergaard to the DL with Cocksackie's. Who's not washing their hands, you guys?

Is THAT what was seen in that locker?

Later

[ashie62]

MFS62 wrote: LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Syndergaard to the DL with Cocksackie's. Who's not washing their hands, you guys? Is THAT what was seen in that locker? Later

Is this a joke? They must be peeing in the shower as well as of on the farm

Noah's trade value is declining

[Lefty Specialist]

Would have been nice if he'd shaken hands with the entire Yankee team before his start.

This team is amazing, and not in a good way.

[batmagadanleadoff]

What's the incubation period for this furshlugginer virus? It'd be par for the course if half the Mets were to come down with this in due time.

[batmagadanleadoff]

batmagadanleadoff wrote: What's the incubation period for this furshlugginer virus? It'd be par for the course if half the Mets were to come down with this in due time.

They'd probably blow past that 1967 record for most Mets in a season in a few days if Noah passed the virus on to his teammates.

[Fman99]

Mostly bummed that I am going to the game Wednesday and won't get to see him pitch.

[RealityChuck]

Hand, foot, and mouth disease??????

The team has cornered the market for bizarre ways to get on the DL:

[Guest d'Kong76]

I thought only cattle got this, but apparently that's hoof and mouth disease.
What could possibly happen next?!?

[RealityChuck]

Given the way the team's fortune has been going, frogs, lice, boils and locusts are not out of the question.

[Edgy MD]

Tyler Bashlor: The Grippe

Jose Bautista: Cobbler's Knob

Jerry Blevins: Gigantism

Asdrubal Cabrera: Fistula Withers

Michael Conforto Genital Retraction Syndrome

Jacob deGrom: Pac-Man Fever

Matthew den Dekker: Capgras Delusion

Wilmer Flores: Auroral Plague

Robert Gsellman: The Vapors

Ty Kelly: Industrial Disease

Seth Lugo: The Croup

Steven Matz: Alien Hand Syndrome

Devin Mesoraco: Kawasaki Disease

Brandon Nimmo: Jungle Fever

Tim Peterson: The Fregosi Curse

Kevin Plawecki: A Serious Case of Nothing to Wear

Jose Reyes: The Mean Reds

Jacob Rhame: Turning Japanese

Amed Rosario: Dropsy

Paul Sewald: The Andromeda Strain

Drew Smith: Running off the Rails in a Crazy Train

Anthony Swarzak: Subterranean Homesick Blues

Zack Wheeler: Housemaid's Knee

[MFS62]

Good recap.
I guess headache, backache, eye strain and leprosy were already taken.

Later

[Guest cooby]

Some kid out there also has hand foot and mouth disease and is desperately hoping it’s not traced back to him LOL

[Guest cooby]

Just for the record I’m pretty sure I am getting pink eye and I prolly caught it at my sisters funeral. I could be a Met...

[seawolf17]

Jacob Rhame: Turning Japanese

I really think so.

Drew Smith: Running off the Rails in a Crazy Train

This literally made me LOL.

[Ceetar]

cooby wrote: Some kid out there also has hand foot and mouth disease and is desperately hoping it’s not traced back to him LOL

nah, the opposite. "I gave Noah Syndergaard hand foot and mouth!" is quite the brag.

[Guest 41Forever]

Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter Mets’ minor-league OF Tim Tebow broke the hamate bone in his right hand swinging the bat this weekend and is scheduled to have surgery Tuesday and is now likely out for the season, per MLB source. #sticktobasketball

Sad to see this about Tebow, who was making real progress.

But why is Schefter tweeting "stick to basketball?"

[Edgy MD]

Hidden upside: Publickly reporting that Syndergaard has Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease can only help to ease up his jammed social schedule.

It'll certainly dry up his opportunities in the food service and med tech industries.

[Edgy MD]

Phil Evans: Bad Case of Lovin' You

Jeff McNeil: Cooties

[G-Fafif]

Mets give the finger to the DL -- Brandon Nimmo's bruised index finger. BIG D, the 26th man from Williamsport, sticks around in his stead.

[smg58]

I had already assumed Nimmo was on the DL. Hopefully it’s just a ten-day thing.

Edited August 21, 2018 by Guest

[Edgy MD]

Rehab updates:

Wright: 1-4, single RBI with St. Lucie, 0 SO. Seven innings in the field, no chances.
Brucie: 3-4, 2B, RS, 0 SO, 2 putouts in nine innings on the field.
Rivera, Swarzak, et al.: Chillin'.

[Edgy MD]

Having Wright around is contagious.

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[Guest d'Kong76]

Oh, jeez...

[ashie62]

Does it matter, really

[Edgy MD]

If anything matters, then yes, the health of a young athlete's knees might be considered one of those things.

[ashie62]

Edgy MD wrote: If anything matters, then yes, the health of a young athlete's knees might be considered one of those things.

He ain't that young

It will matter more when hes 40

[Edgy MD]

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