Elster88 wrote: ="Johnny Dickshot"]White people suck! Can I get a ruling on whether or not this is funny? I was expecting it, but comedy doesn't work that way. [/sarcastic snide remark] Coming from Mr Dickshot, this is funny. Classic comedy, actually. Zvon likes: Homer Simpson Eagles football Pink Floyd Randolph the red nosed raindeer Mitzi Horwitz (grade 8) Sleep medication (then staying up on it) Not having to hear from Billy Wagner's wife ala Benson Slow, fat, fastballs down the middle to any Met batter Howard Johnson Restaurants (any still exist?) Hearing "Let's Go Mets" at Yankee Stadium and at ballgames in Philly That Fenway still exists in 2006 Bleeding a strange mix of blue and orange for as long as a wound goes unbandaged Wish he could have himself on a fantasy team. My fantasy goes unfullfilled Representing the USA Uniform No. 5 was 3rd baseman Brooks Robinson's so wear it with pride, David Mixing up Tequila, orange juice and grenadine 3-2, two out, runner on third, ninth inning, David Wright up Traveling Willburys Football finally deciding that the rules should never again be changed The classic pin striped home uni's (and NOT with the line under Mets...remember that in the early 90s?...*Z hurls*) Family Fued Jessica Simpson and Eva Longoria: "I'm not picky"Wishes he had the balls to go for both ^ like David Wright