Willets Point

"Blaine Boyer, truly a sight to behold...."

Nymr83 wrote: now pull K-rod you dopes... Well, they're not going to let him bat.

BITCHIN'!

C'mon Willie, make this Franky-proof.

G-Fafif wrote: Willets Point wrote: '85 & '98 are two of my favorites (both opening days and seasons). Did the Agbayani game in Japan not make this list for some reason? It was Game Two of that particular season. We lost the opener on Mike Hampton's wildness. Son of gun, what a faulty memory I have.

'85 & '98 are two of my favorites (both opening days and seasons). Did the Agbayani game in Japan not make this list for some reason?

I think their are two tiers of cupcakes. You must be on the lower level.

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Blecch. Very Don Martin of you.

The Mets opening day roster looks delicious.

Gwreck wrote: LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: I have a "Meats" shirt. Tell us about it. What is the attraction? Is there a joke somewhere that we're missing? At what events or occasions do you plan to wear it? He's going to wear it to meat-ups of course!

themetfairy wrote: TheOldMole wrote: Snooki's taller. I'm going to kick you in the shins for that one! I'm dyin' here.

Just wait... the Mets will take the field tonight wearing hot pink and lime green. I've seen these colors in sports' jerseys and they are not pretty:

Yeah, metfairy is in exile like the Israelites.

My first thought is that it looked like something Fman would like, maybe if there was an arrow pointing down from MEATS.

Is that Charlie Hustle?

We may need a Mets-loving douchebags thread for this: [youtube:367hsw6v]4E75JMm8cmc[/youtube:367hsw6v]

Reyes-6, Harris-7, Wright-5, Beltran-9, Pagan-8, Davis-3, Emaus-4, Thole-2, Pelfrey-1 1. First hit - Reyes 2. First double - Harris 3. First triple - Reyes 4. First home run - Wright 5. First stolen base - Reyes 6. First baserunner caught stealing/picked off - Beltran 7. First guy to hit into a double-play - Pelfrey 8. First batter to strike out - Pelfrey 9. First fielder to commit an error - Murphy 10. First guy to score a run - Reyes 11. First guy to drive in a run - Harris 12. First Met player to field a batted ball - Reyes 13. First Met to draw a walk - Pagan 14. First Met relief pitcher to make an appearance - Parnell 15. First Met to reach base on an error - Emaus 16. First winning Met pitcher - Pelfrey 17. First Met to throw a wild pitch - Rodriguez 18. First Met to be hit by a pitch - Davis 19. First Met pitcher to plunk an opposing batter - Pelfrey 20. First 2011 Met to become a former 2011 Met (that is, a player on the OD roster who gets 2011 PT and subsequently leaves team by way of trade, demotion or disabled list) - Hairston Tiebreaker bonus (if necessary): Date of Terry Collins' first ejection - April 11

Note to self: don't trust Australians on March 31st.

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: I eat Paste. Does that make me cool? Only if you do it ironically.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: On another note: is it mean to shake my head and chuckle at a little kid in an A-Rod replica tee if he/she doesn't see me do it? I feel like I've done that a lot this winter. Shouldn't you be calling Child Protective Services instead?

I feel ten times cooler now that I know that ABNS reads Paste also.

TransMonk wrote: Willets Point wrote: There he struggled to capture the form that saw him help the Mets to the World Series against their more illustrious cross-town rivals. What the fuck? Can't they just say "against the fuckin' Yankees?" Why does everything have to be a dig against the Mets and their puniness next to the Yankees? This turns out to be hilarious now! Well played! Well, it's those kind of details that made it believable.

TransMonk wrote: The first post in this thread would have been submitted in the wee hours of the April 1st morning in Sydney. More evidence against Spitter.

The link doesn't work either and Google News comes up with nothing. Is this Second Spitter trying to pull our legs?

Daniel Balk of the band The Postelles. Yeah, I never heard of them either.