Well you know, Clinton got a blowjob and that led to declining morality across the US, a destablized mideast, Sept. 11th, rising gas prices, the popularity of reality TV, the hyperactivity of beagles, and Zidane's headbutt. Now I'm not sure of the formulae, but you'd have to take away that LoDuca is a less influential public figure but add that he performed a graver immoral sex act to see what calamities will follow.