seawolf17

I'll take the Padres.

Farmer Ted wrote: I also fear the Kaz Matsui level. Just take care of your anus while you're there.

ESPN had one of those fucking pop-up timeline "HISTORY OF THE HOUSE THAT RUTH BUILT" pieces of crap the other day, and if you look in the mid-70s, there's a two-year period where it says that they demolished most of the old stadium. Fucking hell, man! If you're going to acknowledge that the reconstruction happened, then that's a new stadium! Sickening.

I was actually going to guess McReynolds.

Santana 5 Castillo 1 Wright 1 Pagan 1 Church 1 Beltran 1

http://www.metsblog.com/2008/03/31/vote-meet-the-mets-for-new-sing-a-long/ Metsblog says you should write in "Meet The Mets"... and considering they can't use the song next year anyway because of the "Shea" line, I think that'd be a grand plan too.

http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/nym/fan_forum/singalong_vote_form.jsp ]What Sing-A-Long Song Should the Mets Play During the Eighth Inning in the Final Season At Shea? Fans, select your favorite from the songs listed below. Your votes will help determine what Sing-A-Long gets played during the 8th Inning during the final historic year at Shea. Fan voting is now open and concludes at Noon on Monday, April 7. Select a song from the list below, or select "Other" to write-in your own suggestion. Brown Eyed Girl - Van Morrison Build Me Up Buttercup - The Foundations I'll Be There For You - The Rembrandts I'm A Believer - The Monkees Land Of 1000 Dances - Wilson Pickett I Love Rock N' Roll - Joan Jett & the Blackhearts Livin' On A Prayer - Bon Jovi Movin' Out - Billy Joel Sweet Caroline - Neil Diamond Waitin' On A Sunny Day - Bruce Springsteen Other The people's voices must be heard!

I'm on it.

Thanks for the sticky reminder. NYM - 93.5 - OVER PHIL - 87.5 ATL - 84.5 WASH - 70.5 FLA - 68.5 CHIC - 87.5 MILW - 84.5 - OVER CINC - 79.5 - OVER StL - 78.5 HOUS - 72.5 PITT - 68.5 - UNDER LAD - 87.5 ARIZ - 86.5 - OVER SD - 84.5 COLO - 82.5 - OVER SF - 71.5 - UNDER

The all new Nissan Sentra! Available at your Datsun dealer! Funny. Who the hell is Mike Howard? I think WWOR made him up.

AG/DC wrote: Well, then, if A-Rod wants to tell all his friends that I have cooties and a crappy collection of Atari cartridges, that's fine by me, as long as our financial understanding remains in place. You still have your Atari cartridges? Sweet.

Dear God, I hope not.

You dickwads have put "Down Under" in my head all day. I hat you all.

Yeah, I was looking for a newer, hotter picture of Jenna Von Oy, but they're all vaguely pornographic.

A-Rod should really just shut the hell up. No matter what he says, he comes across like a dingbat. Just say you refuse to talk to the media and be done with it. It's not worth it, dude.

Yeah, I'm still pending also. I'll have mine in tomorrow or so.

OUCH. ]The other day, Lackey covered Kaz Matsui's "ongoing problem with hemorrhoids," which, on the scale of unnecessary disclosures, ranks somewhere up there with the details of a soon-to-be-former New York governor's paid-sex preferences. The hemorrhoids were bad enough. So let's take it a step further! Today the Houston Chronicle (via BBTF) informs that Matsui is expected to miss four or five days with a condition known as "anal fissure." Yes, that's every bit as bad as it sounds: An anal fissure is an unnatural crack or tear in the anus skin. As a fissure, these tiny tears may show as bright red rectal bleeding and cause severe periodic pain after defecation. [...] Most anal fissures are caused by stretching of the anal mucosa beyond its capability. Various causes of this fissure include: * Straining to defecate, especially if the stool is hard and dry * Severe and chronic constipation * Severe and chronic diarrhea * Crohn's disease and Ulcerative colitis * Tight sphincter muscles * Anal intercourse On three: OW. Poor Kaz. This is almost worse than Felix Pie's twisted testicle. Almost. I don't know if we had a post on poor Felix Pie and his twisted testicle either, so we'll throw him in this post as well.

I'd stick him in AAA. He can be friends with former teammate Tony Armas.

Yes! Operation: Ramon is going exactly as planned.

Can I be the promotions guy? I'm good at that. Coordinating mascot stuff, giveaways, things like that.

So would those guys at the chop shops. I think they'd even be willing to move for that.

Dang. You are one talky dude. Congrats on the milestone.

Of course, we could have done this BEFORE the auction ended.

SteveJKaraoke would be the funniest thing in the history of things.

I'm in for $100.