Rob Lowe: Statuatory raped a girl on video tape during a political convention (but pulled out the Lowe familly's favorite "Famous, Rich, and White in Georgia" card). Cheated on Half Pint wtih Nastassja Kinski, driving her into the neurotic arms of John Cusack, which can't be healthy for anybody. Reconciled with her, only to ditch her for Princess Stephanie. Reconciled again, pledged to marry her, only to ditch her one last time when he found out she was pregnant. The only folks who hire her now are folks at Lifetime. Don't trust Rob Lowe. True, but he has lit'rally taken "Parks & Rec" to another level this season. Brilliant show.