Fman99

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KA BOOM!

Nice K there by Nieve. Let's pad this lead, shall we?

I could play this game all damn day. PHONING IT IN: Mets general manager Omar Minaya chats on his cell phone during spring training --- about how he once was aroused by a black and white photo of nine men trying to impregnate a state-fair-prize-winning watermelon.

I love the Post editors taking a file photo and trying to drag it kicking and screaming into context. PHONING IT IN: Mets general manager Omar Minaya chats on his cell phone during spring training --- maybe about rookie Ike Davis? I agree. I like the idea of changing it to my own stupid agenda. PHONING IT IN: Mets general manager Omar Minaya chats on his cell phone during spring training --- maybe about getting a penile implant that is cucumber scented?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Edgy DC wrote: Mebbe Jerry will stop bunting. I think that's connected to the whole RISP-y thing. That and the injuries. That, the injuries and Rod Barajas, you mean. He hasn't walked once this year and gotten to ball 3 only 3 times. He is outmaking at 81%. Y'know how a few of us were arguing pretty mightily against Molina, because he uppercuts the hell out of everything, and outmakes (I like this word) so frequently that it actually mitigates anything positive he might do around the batter's quadrangular area? And how he's shit on the basepaths, and maybe not nearly as good defensively as his rep? And how he's definitely not worth a 6-7 million dollar deal, much less a 2-year/12-million one? Onfield, Barajas is the discount version of the exact. same. guy. (A lower contact rate, which isn't so good. A few more flyballs, though, so fewer DPs. That's nice.) ("Puncher's power" is pretty much his only offensive plus. And G-d help me, but I like the Tony Gonzalez bit when he blocks the plate. ) I think it's because of the discount that I like him. If you got a Big Mac for 25 cents, it'd still be a fatty slimy mess, but you'd feel better about scarfing it down, wouldn't you?

Ike Davis taught me how to make love to a woman and how to scold a child. Ike Davis once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw! (OK these are Bill Brasky quotes, I don't care.)

Joel Sherman is a penny eating retard.

Oh, Ike, I have Met-related-erectivity for you now.

Hey hey my my maybe Bay is off the schnide

Nice KTE. I like muchly that there are night games all week.

Brad Como from SNY reporting that Ike will be activated prior to tonight's game. I approve, heartily.

G-Fafif wrote: Fman99 wrote: ESPN has a Sunday night exclusivity deal -- no other network can air a MLB game after 8 PM on Sundays. So you had no choice, all along. Monday's the game in question here. And I maintain G, K and R make every telecast three-dimensional. I missed the fine print. But I will stand by my answer.

I hate Adam Wainwright, the Cardinals, and people who wear red shirts.

Overmanaging. Why take out Feliciano after he gets his first guy out? Dumb.

That Sharp commercial with Sulu gaying it up never ceases to make me giggle. OH MY!

ESPN has a Sunday night exclusivity deal -- no other network can air a MLB game after 8 PM on Sundays. So you had no choice, all along. Having said that, I have had HD too long to suffer through a standard definition game, dumbass announcers notwithstanding.

400 foot fly for Poo holes, Stoner gets through the 6th. Let's Go Mets!

MFS62 wrote: Jewish Fan Appreciation Night, when they honored Mike. Unfortunately, nobody checked to find out Mike wasn't Jewish. (Lobbing one up for Fman to knock out of the park.) Other memories... Later Normally checking to find out if a guy's Jewish is something best left for a physician - or a Nevada "escort."