metsguyinmichigan wrote: Damn you, Fman, Damn you! I was covering a university trustees committee this morning. They can be interesting, but there can also be periods of mind-numbing dullness. Luckily, the iPhone can help me though those difficult times. So after checking e-mail and my story from the night before on the website, and still being in a period of mind-numbing dullness, I flicked safari over to the C-Pool. I was reading your adventures with the usual mixture of admiration and horror -- and then got to the point about jumping off the balcony yelling "MURDERED" all the way down. Damn you! I attempted to suppress the laugh. The school flack sitting next to me heard it and shot me a look. The staff members sitting a couple feet away shot me a look. The academic vice president sitting at the table looked up and wondered if there was something not intended to be funny in her report. She shot me a confused look. And the trustees looked over and did not seem pleased. I pretended to cough, and no one bought it. And for the rest of the meeting, all I could think of was the sight of you yelling "murderrrrrrrreeeeeedddddd" all the way down, suppressing laughs all the time. Other than hurting my standing with the trustees, that was great story. You're welcome.