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  1. Mongo want insurance runs.
  2. I'm watching... Cliff, get yer Yanqui-slaying ass back out there for the last six outs!
  3. Do we think the Mets are that perfect situation he's waiting for? He did go back to Chiba Lotte, there's a precedent here for him returning to something he didn't finish the first time.
  4. Oh man, if I had a dollar for every fat drunk Mets fan I pushed over a rail onto a random chick at Shea, hoo boy.
  5. It'll be a LONG time before anyone with the taint of PED allegations (Bonds, Mcgwire, Sosa, Pettitte, Clemens, A-Rod, Palmiero, etc.) gets anything approaching 50% of the vote needed for HoF induction. They'll save their votes for guys who while suspect never actually had an accusation in print (Bagwell, Piazza, Frank Thomas), or skinny guys who've done well for themselves (Griffey, Ichiro). Not that Mcgwire is a shoo-in, or ever was, but he's been in that 25% of the vote range, and Pettitte never had the equivalent star power of Big Mac. Whitey Ford he ain't.
  6. This article is the journalistic equivalent of masturbating into a sock.
  7. This is my favorite Brad Lidge.
  8. Brian Wilson looks Reardon-esque out there with the beard.
  9. Waldman and Sterling stink. I listen to Michael Kay sometimes on XM, they air his radio show in the afternoons on XM 141 and I have a long drive. He's pretty useless too. So is Wayne Hagin. He's contaminated Howie with his out-of-town stink.
  10. Javier Lopez, retires Utley and Howard. Earn your LOOGY money, good for you. Four outs left.
  11. Agreed, the trumpeting kid had some game. In other news, if you're swinging a towel around for three hours, at any sporting event, you're a fucktard.
  12. Ugh, these non-Darling announcers suck a nationally-televised dick. I hope Ronnie is rolling his eyes and thinking about Keith and Gary up there.
  13. Wow, Texas hit .288 at home this year. The Mets must have been 40 points below that. I'd cry if I wasn't intoxicated.
  14. Let's not forget the volleyball that Tom Hanks spent three years fucking on a desert island.
  15. Write in vote: Jackie Wilson
  16. Robinson Cano doing his best A-Rod circa 2007 impression with the meaningless late solo HR.
  17. Kong76 wrote: This might end relatively quick for an AL game! MFY quitters swinging early in the count. Good.
  18. Joba is the white Hideki Irabu.
  19. Ah, the Captain and his newest "signature" move, the GIDP.
  20. Another rally cooking here in the 4th. I'd like to see CC make a big POOPOO in his pajama pants out there.
  21. bmfc1 wrote: Michael Kay: "The series that everybody wants to see is Yankees-Philadelphia." (ESPN 1050, 10/15/10) I know 31 people that disagree, you pompous ass. No, I think by "series" he meant "a series of punches to the neck and kicks to the ****, administered on television."
  22. HahnSolo wrote: I've coached little league for four years, and I've never seen any kids 'squabble' over wearing #2. And this is in the middle of MFY territory! My son played tee ball this year and was on the "Yankees." The coach reserved the #2 jersey for his own son who was also on the team. I reserved vomit in my mouth from the entire process. Fboy wore #6 and slugged it like a younger, less-nose-pick-ier Joe Torre.
  23. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Because he's delightful, and ultra-competent at his job? "That supposed to be funny, tough guy?" And because he has a soft mouth? "THAT'S IT! SCREW WARNINGS, YOU'RE GONE! GET THE F*CK OUT OF HERE, YOU MISERABLE, LIMP-WRISTED F*CK! GO PLAY ON THE GAWKER BOARD WITH THE OTHER F*GS!" Jesus, Angel. I was just kidd-- "I HOPE YOUR FAMILY DIES IN A FIRE, WHICH LATER GETS RUN OVER BY A GIGANTIC CLOWN CAR! IF YOU DO NOT LEAVE THIS FORUM IMMEDIATELY, I WILL KICK YOUR GRANDFATHER IN THE GUT AND MAKE A MUD PIE OUT OF YOUR DEAD GRANDMOTHER'S ASHES! AND THEN I WILL PRESS THAT MUD PIE IN A PANINI IRON WITH SOME PICKLE AND CHEESE, AND HAVE MYSELF A DELIGHTFUL DEAD-GRANDMOTHER CUBAN SANDWICH!" That's repugnant, man. We're just talking about baseb-- "THAT'S IT. THIS A-HOLE'S GOT TO LEARN A LESSON ABOUT PROPORTIONATE RESPONSE, THE RAPEY WAY! BRING IN THE GIMP, JOE! AND MAKE SURE YOU DON'T USE A RUBBER!" Wow. I hope you did this at work and billed the entire time spent on it to your company. Kudos.
  24. Gwreck wrote: G-Fafif wrote: I feel sorry for Mets fans who are ducking this postseason Any sympathy for the Braves fans who were ducking the postseason? Attendance 44,532 at Turner Field last night. Thousands of empty seats. Losers. They should move the entire team to a city that'd sell out a playoff game, for fuck's sake.
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