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  1. Fman99
    John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Howie says that was an error and decries casual effort of Melky to get it. Mex making the same point on the SNY broadcast.
  2. Fman99
    Wow! Is that allowed by the MLB rules?
  3. Fman99
    Jason Bay with an opportunity (to take a big shit in the batter's box).
  4. Fman99
    Edgy DC wrote: Stay Foul was the title Fman's fourth LP --- the double live one. Lots of hits on that one, it's the Frampton Comes Alive of cock jokes. I will also admit to using the phrase "Frampton comes alive" in the boudoir at opportune moments.
  5. Fman99
    Bay (7), Davis (4) and Valdespin (4) ... have to sleep there tonight Actually, following today's game, Giants fans are invited to pitch a tent in the outfield grass: pizza will be ordered, movies shown on big screen and an early breakfast served on Friday--- all for the low, low price of $250 per person. Tempting, but pricy. That's exciting. I'm pitching a tent just thinking about it.
  6. Fman99
    Edgy DC wrote: I'm telling you, "Gay Dame" in the title is the kiss of death. I made it more homophobic to suit your chicken sandwich loving needs.
  7. Fman99
    Chris Young vs Barry Zito. Are we allowed to actually win a series? Wicked pissah that'd be. 3:45 Eastern time first pitch, by the way.
  8. Fman99
    YEAH KABOOM THAT SHIT RUBE!
  9. Fman99
    I know I haven't been around in a couple of days, baby, I'm sorry, I been hanging out with this British chick. I'm back, I had enough of her synchronized diving and her beach volleyball in long pants. She's not my baby, you're my baby, Mets. Let's Go.
  10. Fman99
    New month, new winning streak. I am still watching, at least, until I get all sleepy and shit. Jon Niese vs. Matt Cain are your starting pitchers. Matt Cain is neither a mat, nor a cane. Discuss amongst yourselves.
  11. Fman99
    Nice knowledge. I hope the IGT recaps are well attended and participated in, as I don't have the juice for more than a couple of innings per game the next three nights.
  12. Fman99
    Dog tired, 55 minutes before the first pitch. Fuck you, rotating spherical Earth.
  13. Fman99
    Wow, three dingers already for Ike! Too bad the rest of the team is sucking ass.
  14. Fman99
    Fuck you, Jon Niese.
  15. Fman99
    Wow. Muffie robbed of a hit there by Aaron Hill.
  16. Fman99
    OH I FUCKING SAID SO!
  17. Fman99
    Collmeter isn't fooling anyone. I think the Metsies can get right back into this. I've also been drinking, so do with this information what you will.
  18. Fman99
    Fucking hell. A bases loaded walk to the catcher and a knock for the pitcher? You cut me, Jon. You cut me real deep.
  19. Fman99
    Let's get that ground ball from Hank White, get out of this inning unscathed, mmmkay?
  20. Fman99
    I hope Mike Baxter enjoys Jason Bay's locker when they call him back up, and launch Jason Bay into outer space with no return itinerary, a la Laika the dog in Sputnik II.
  21. Fman99
    YEAH IKE!
  22. Fman99
    Olympics, Shmolympics. Let's watch some baseball.
  23. Fman99
    I made it through three innings before I sacked out. The kid looked strong.
  24. Fman99
    Harvey starts out with a K. Looks good, throws hard, pitches have some good movement to them.
  25. Fman99
    SNY mid inning bleakness interrupted by washed up 1970's comedian destroying produce and insulting eco-aware types.
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