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  1. Fman99
    I hate the Cardinals more than the Dodgers at this point. Fuck Adam Wainwright and Yadier Molina.
  2. Fman99
    Hello, thanks for coming out tonight. My name is Mike Bordick. I was once a degenerate scumbag, like yourselves. I was a big shitty mess. I would drink myself into a state of blind savagery and pick up the heaviest, ugliest women I could find. I would hump these monstrosities in public toilets. I would bed down with them like it was what I was born to do. I hung out at Jose Lima's Club Caribe and they would roll me out to my Toyota Tercel at last call in a wheelbarrow. Or worse. That was five weeks ago. I'm now living clean and free. Sober as a rail. And in the next ninety minutes, here in the Tuscon Hyatt Clover Room, I'm here to tell you how you too can fix your sad and wasted little lives. I'd like to start by calling out a good friend of mine. His story is one that will shock and astound you. Would you please stand up, Mr. Lee Mazzilli? The world yearns to learn from your life lesson.
  3. Fman99
    [crossout:3w0oqywr]I think maybe it's more fun if I get to pick whose biography I faux-write.[/crossout:3w0oqywr] Never mind. Let's inflict our will on the subsequent poster. It's better that way.
  4. Fman99
    "I hear that guy has a big pecker."
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  6. Fman99
    Intra-forum animosity is the best. I just read this thread while jerking off into a coffee can. This is the greatest thing since I offended Cooby for making a joke about women's self-examination of their breasts for tumors. Or maybe it was for comparing my neglect of adopted prospect Dylan Owen to a teen who abandons her baby in a dumpster at the prom. I forget.
  7. Fman99
    I'm fine with this move. The issue with this team hasn't been his management, it's been other stuff.
  8. Fman99
    Mets � Willets Point wrote: HahnSolo wrote: Edgy MD wrote: I don't know how long Ron Washington lasts coming so close so often. About 5 more days? I can't see him surviving another collapse. The 2011 World Series with the team being one strike away from a championship in two different innings should be enough to kill an ordinary man. Behold the power of bucketfuls of cocaine in Ron Washington's house.
  9. Fman99
    MFYs lose again, now 4 games back in the loss column for the AL Wild Card with nine left to play, and five teams ahead of them.
  10. Fman99
    This game, on the other hand, is a dud. What a lifeless bunch of moes they are out there this month.
  11. Fman99
    Recker whiffs to end the 8th. THIS JUST IN: The Mets suck a whiskey barrel full of dicks.
  12. Fman99
    G-Fafif wrote: Yeah, Marv Throneberry knows why he was asked to lead his New York Mets into the non-championship parade. They were eliminated from 2013 championship consideration on the evening of September 11. They didn't touch second, either. This update always hurts the most. Going on seven years since it wasn't the case.
  13. Fman99
    Those are some nice kaboom pic Zvon, by the way. I'm trying to soak up and enjoy as many Mets games as I can., There are only a few remaining this year.
  14. Fman99
    Lots of good stuff being bandied about here.
  15. Fman99
    Dedicated the rotunda of their new park to a guy who never played in Queens or for the Mets. Put a big stupid 42 in there as well. Opened the new park without even acknowledging any Mets history.
  16. Fman99
    I want to know if his wife sucks.
  17. Fman99
    September stinks.
  18. Fman99
    Did I forget to pitch for five months? Shucks.
  19. Fman99
    Signs of life! Two ribbies for the kid Den Dekker.
  20. Fman99
    How about the late great Freddy Mercury?
  21. Fman99
    Our dreams are coming closer to fruition -- the MFYs are four back in the loss column for the last WC spot with 18 to play, and two more teams (Cleveland and Baltimore) ahead of them in the standings.
  22. Fman99
    Well this game sucked a 19th century porcelain bathtub full of dicks.
  23. Fman99
    Benjamin Grimm wrote: Jose's way of doing it was particularly crass, especially since many fans were there to see what they figured was probably his last game as a Met. And before they knew it, he was gone. And then he said he did it for the fans. I had forgotten all about this. I'm willing to bet the majority of Mets fans who weren't in the park that day have as well.
  24. Fman99
    Well that sucked a garbage truck full of dicks.
  25. Fman99
    That entire half inning gives me pain in my brain/heart/cock/anus.
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