Meanwhile, Tejada's performance-art continues apace: 0-for-3 with a rally-killing GiDP, an error on a routine grounder, and a barking hammy yesterday. He'll start again today, and leadoff, because this is our way. Maybe he's just getting all his crappy play out of his system now, in spring training. Look! A cup! And it's half full! Yeah, it's half full of liquidy shit. And it was filled up by Ruben Tejada.