Fman99

If I ever star in a pornographic film I will insist that it be titled "Honkballer."

March Madness helps, a bit, though I also live in an NCAA-crazy town. I can watch spring training games, too, at least the first 5-6 innings where the players are guys I have heard of. I will likely record most of them on the DVR and watch them in the evenings, on those days that I'm not working from home in order to catch them live. As for boring, fuck no. I can't remember being so jacked up about a season to start since the Piazza era.

1. You are driving a: DeLorian with a shit ton of time travel frost on it. 2. You are wearing: A diaper and bonnet. Diaper has an oversized rainbow lolly sticking out of the side, on my hip. 3. And of course, the shoes are: authentic Hopi moccasins 4. As you get closer, reporters can hear Payback by James Brown blasting from your speakers. 5. Pulling in, they look in your passenger seat and see: Morganna the kissing bandit. I went back to 1969 to get her right before she got sullied with Pete Rose's gambling cooties and shitty haircut mojo. 6. You turn off your engine, get out, and say: Look at those sweater pups, boyos!

Face Buttley Article Writer wrote: "You have two guys [utley, Tejada] desperately trying to make a championship play," [catcher A.J.] Ellis said. "Those two forces collided. And no one felt worse about it than Chase." Sure, right. I'm pretty sure I felt worse about it. And Ruben.

cooby wrote: Matt Harvey is a male Anna Benson. I'll get to work then.

Also known as "days on which I'll be working from home." https://www.sny.tv/about/mets-spring-training-schedule First broadcast is Friday, March 4th.

dgwphotography wrote: MFS62 wrote: Do they see this before or after the no gambling sign? Or did this one replace it? The best sign to motivate their players would be the anti-Major League approach. They start with a naked picture of Suzyn Waldmann and put a small piece of clothing on it with every victory. Later This makes me think of, "It looks like I have Oscar Gamble in a leg lock, in fact." Damn you F-Man... It's not me. It's Suzyn. She's incorrigible.

He had one job to do. ONE JOB.

Nobody puts De Aza in a corner!

I say this with all due respect, but what utter creepiness this thread is. The depths, really. It's got the disconcerting power of a hundred cock jokes.

Are Maseratis good? I thought it was Italian for 'Mazda.'

It's like trying to speed up sex by adding more titties! Oh, wait, that works actually. My bad.

Frayed Knot wrote: I believe it means that those paying the extra $10 for the privilege of naming your favorite team will get ALL the games for that team even those against a local team that would normally be blocked out via MLB.TV as long as you also receive the channel which carries that local team. In your case, as long as you get the channel that the Phils games appears on [Comcast Sports Network, right?] then your NYM games will not be blocked even when playing the Phils. IOW, the idea behind this whole thing (I assume) is that the blackouts were specifically designed to assure the local team that customers wouldn't be canceling their service in favor of out of town games. As long as you're getting the Philly channel anyway it doesn't hurt them that you're also getting your Met games via other means. I wonder how this affects me, though, as I get SNY but not WPIX. I did end up subscribing to a DNS anonymizing service, which allows me to evade blackout restrictions of any kind due to an inability to hone in on my location. That worked for 2015, anyway.

TransMonk wrote: Mrs. Lima, living life with a 2-0 count, perpetually. Which, as we know, is a hitters' count.

He should be banging pans with a not-so-long-in-the-tooth Susan Sarandon, that's what the big leaguers do, or, the minor leaguers, or, you know, people who are into that sort of thing.

So this is not about ballplayers with big juicy tits? You guys don't know what busted is all about.

themetfairy wrote: Fman99 wrote: Sounds like the name of a pornographic movie, to me anyway. In all fairness, is there anything that doesn't sound like the name of a pornographic movie to you?

Wow. Can we get any respectable guests any more? Or are we reduced to lowbrow dick jokes for all of time? And am I to blame?

Sounds like the name of a pornographic movie, to me anyway.

Edgy MD wrote: Neil and Niki Walker. Niki is not above doing the blonde-and-ducklipped thing. I like to imagine that every woman making that face is doing so after being prompted by the photographer to "make the face you make when your boyfriend sticks his finger in your butt and doesn't warn you first that it's about to happen."

MFS62 wrote: An entire thread with pole dancers in the title and we haven't heard from Fmann? Somebody please check to make sure he's ok. Later Oh, have no fear, my pole awareness is at its usual mid season level.

Awesome.

batmagadanleadoff wrote: Chad Ochoseis wrote: PETE ROSE IS AN ASSHOLE ...no clue, but given the hint, I gotta believe it's Rose-related. You're not reading the clues properly. I hinted that Erhardt's sign was topical. A "PETE ROSE IS AN ASSHOLE" sign, on the other hand, is universal, and would work just as well whether the Mets opponents are the Reds, or, say, the Padres. Let's turn this quiz into a Wheel of Fortune variant. The first word in Erhardt's sign was .... "BIG". BIG TITS

Still looking for input on Port St. Lucie, tips on what side of the park to sit on where we might find more shade for a typical day game. Thanks all.