Anna Benson, 37, explained to police that she was wearing the vest in order to test it for a company. "My plan is to drive around the Southeast to the different gun shows and see what is out there and what is cool," Anna told the Post. "The problem is that I don't have any money to start my business, and a lot of the stuff I can't tell the investors about because it is top-secret military and Department of Defense stuff." Boy, first Edward Snowden and now this. Who knew Anna had top-secret clearance? Oh, unless she's just farking nuts.