Lefty Specialist

Sorry guys, the suck is just too strong to overcome.

No sack in the 7th.

Well, fuck.

Beginning to look like they've scored their run for the day.

And just like that, it's tied.

I think the Mets lead the league in singles with two out and nobody on.

Lol at Benge leading off.

Done. Not on Twitter, though, as that is the devil's spawn.

Kewl.

How does one pin this to the top so it doesn't slide down the memory hole?

15 1/2 years I've been on this site and I've never started an IGT. But a stupid and futle gesture needs to be made on somebody's part, and, well....desperate times call for desperate measures. Carson Benge demonstating the new Mets hitting method. He really does look better without the mustache. It's not Freddy's fault they're 7-13. He's done reasonably well, but has a disturbing tendency to get tired early and then the clown car shows up. Jameson Taillon just came off a game against the Bucs where he pitched 6 innings, 6 hits, 6 runs, all earned, 3 homers and 10 strikeouts. Now THAT's entertainment, kids. It's too early for the lineup but you can be sure it's full of underachieving lugnuts. The game's at 2:20 on SNY, which means you can watch it and spoil your appetite for dinner as the Mets go for their first double-digit losing streak since 2004, when they lost 11 games from August 28th to September 8th. Game time temperature is supposed to be 47 degrees with an 18 mph wind, so be glad you're not sittng in the Friendly Confines. On a positive note, there's absolutely zero chance that Sean Manaea will pitch in this game. Outside of that... I got nothin'.

Purging him from the memory banks.

The problem is.....who will replace Mendoza if he's fired? And please don't say Carlos Beltran.

Lifeless baseball. They constructed a team that needs to bunch hits to score. Unfortunately, the bunching is not happening.

It's been gradually dawning on me that this team sucks.

Well, that all fell apart very quickly.

This just in: Nolan McLean is good.

In case you weren't aware, Coors Light is cold.

Well, it's worrisome, but with Soto out, he's going to be run out there every day. Maybe finally getting that hit he'll relax a bit. He's been Archie Bell to this point, as Keith would say.

Flush it and go get 'em tomorrow.

No. The Mets offense, on the other hand......

Peterson has nothing. Batting practice.

I'll take the Twinkies 4/21-4/23. Gives me time to read up.

Well that game-winning hit yesterday was a nice start.