After striking out 11 batters in 5 innings against the Biloxi Shuckers in early May, he goes out with the boys that night, has a couple frosty ones, and gets a huge tattoo of Japanese-themed samurai warriors and koi fish and shit like that. It covers the entirety of his back and the fish tail part stretches to his right shoulder, which is where he gets his staph infection after swimming in the hotel pool that night, brazenly ignoring specific instructions from the tattoo artist to avoid swimming pools. After he loses the right arm in the emergency amputation, he re-invents himself as a soft-tossing LOOGY and miraculously gets a cup of coffee in Queens in September. Despite the incredible feel-good story, Bashlor inexplicably gives the tattoo parlor a damning 1-star review on Yelp. The social media tide against him is powerful and swift. The Mets, sensing a need to change the storyline, send him down to AAA and replace him with outfielder Timothy Richard Tebow. Bashlor's September line: 4 IP, 1 H, 0 BB, 3 K, 4 HOLDS!!!!