Holy oxymoronic, Batman! That's like the officer telling his troops to maintain "detached contact" with the wagon train in the movie comedy Hallelujah Trail. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059250/ When one trooper asks what that means, the officer answers, "I don't know. Its in the manual". I saw the movie while it was in the Army, and that line has stuck with me ever since. This idea seems just as dumb, as exemplified by the situation FK mentioned above. Later