1. You are driving a: Classic Packard convertible 2. You are wearing: red T-shirt, blue shorts 3. And of course, the shoes are: Docksiders 4. As you get closer, reporters can hear [u:38scpx18]Earth, Wind and Fire [/u:38scpx18]blasting from your speakers. 5. Pulling in, they look in your passenger seat and see: My cello 6. You turn off your engine, get out, and say: Something they can't quote in their stories the next day. It would be "Fuck you, you plagiarizing hacks." or something like that. Later