Johnny Lunchbucket

Gary 🍎 sucks. He calls every play after you've seen it, and nothing as it happens. He's causing us to suck.

Wow there were more of these than I remember. I am a Creepy Documenter

The Poetry of Joelmon: THE BALLAD OF CUDDYER/JOHNOSN He turned down Cuddyer/Johnosn just as I thought he would Horrible idea. Cedeno will be cheaper next year and can still help us if we get Giambi next season AND we'd have Robin's replacement for 2003 and Reed's replacement AND save $ adn be a BETTER team for years Instead, lawton might = $ Reed in arbitrat *** Here we go... We Miss You, Dave That's like going to your old boss Who fired you And doesn't want you at his picnic, And you don't go, And the employees are like "So, why is dave not here?" * * * SMART LOGIC But I tell that here and get chewed out, It's called LOGIC, He made a SMART business decision, But it HURT our team. Anybody that disagreed with me has YELLED at me More than documented otherwise * * * Ode To A Run-On Sentence Because if they feel they can compete like they did in the 2000 offseasn when they saw the @#%$ crush their spirits and did NOTHING to improve with a full hearted 'win at all costs' attitude that the @#%$ had, then what makes us think fred, who admitted he cannot profit til postseason, would BLOW more $ for a team that shows 'they can compete' the way they are? * * * Challenge Me, Idiots And to any idiot that asks why he's not a met, you tell me how one legally joins a team without permission when 4th day into free agency they do a press conference to lock you out, when it takes WEEKS to iron out a deal Wake up and give me something, let's see QUOTES Challenge me * * * On Courage If they get destroyed, it shatters that myth and can cost them $ in ticket sales If they fight strong, they can sit back and not invest as much. * * * She Sang A Sad, Angry Song F you You idiots never knew guys like me When i went to shea in the early 90's Mid 90's And my grandma SANG at shea And I knew of 'gen k' 2 years before Some of you 'fans' knew of them I support our farm You never met me * * * Who Can You Trust? Don't believe me. Why not get Sele? What was our excuse? He was told to be an innings guy, Find the quote where sp said "He is here due to his natural ability to help us win a ring" * * * Life And How To Live It don't address problems and solve them with a plan, and come to terms with failure. Insult hall of famers, ignore your farm, don't have a plan, deny your problems, panic, and make quick fixes and believe! * * * Now I Get It It's BS or if it IS true, they have not confirmed it Except for the invisible newspapers this clown listens to Who is likely doing this due to the philly board Why would I say that? SAME POST * * * So This Is Christmas oy, vey Fans were jumping up and down like it was x-mas, sorry kiddies, mommy only got you underwear, no Nintendo or new bike for you * * * Tied With Atlanta And if it's $, you can't ask for Giambi, he'll cost what arod would have asked for, only texas offered $250m, the OWNER admitted it, it was 2x atl's deal, which they would have had with a no trade clause, but they don't offer those to any atlanta based franchise tied with atlanta Seriously, their GM and atl fans said so $126m/7 years was the deal How do you know? They NEVER talked $ * * * It Was Reported More Than Once Hey, i don't make this up It was reported more than once, Wilpon isn't stupid enough To let sp spend more on a season Where, even though the fans might believe, mgmt isn't stupid, like sp said, they cannot profit til postseason, so just put a freeze on spending And reload next year. * * * Of That And They And Me If that were available and they said no, which would clear salary for giambi (Heh) and give us a stud young left handed hitter, my god, if we say no to that (Not a real deal) I'd shoot myself * * * To A Picklehead I have fun Kiss my ass if you don't like how I talk or write you picklehead, I care less. Now email me you dick * * * This Is A Business this is a business. Any player would say that, And they do. * * * GREAT LOGIC GO AHEAD, GOOD LUCK, I'm SURE he'd say "GREAT IDEA, I care about winning more than making $ on my investment Where I poured in MILLIONS to PROFIT (Business, get it?) And owe $1/3 Billion To make more over time with a cash cow stadium I still CANNOT afford but DESIRE, I paid this $ JUST to win, not profit, GREAT LOGIC * * * I Talked About It I showed one article fans ignored and goofed on, I talked about lupica, talked about espn confirming it, talked about the owner admitting arod didn't consider texas til the end, even arod in his conference said that

That's why last night was a Big Game. Can't be risking a 3-game losing streak with Matzy in the way, scary stuff.

Nah he's a Mets fan but been beat-writing the MFYs at MLB.com for like a decade

My weirdest JSW memory was when he caught me in a sting operation to suss out people who didn't worship him. I think he gained control (with cooperation) of another user account them PMed asking for opinions on him. I said soemthing to the effect of I admiring the enthusaism but it came off as a lot of name dropping and not great perspective-- not really a criticism but an observation and later that evening got a JSW email SO YOU THINK I DROP NAMES AND HAVE NO PERSPECTIVE?

Rey Ordonez Deathwatch was one of the best things I ever did, but it's long dead. The best thing was the spontaneity. Ambler says "I wonder if there's a website counting down to the end of Ordonez' career" and thanks to his old character-actor publicity shots I built the web page in like 25 minutes and replied in the same thread.

Celebratory Slurpees all around

Edgy MD wrote: It's been a long time since I saw a left fielder have as busy a game as J.D. Davis had last night. busy meaning, busy demonstrating why he oughta be a DH

Good thing we whacked Adeiny so Rubes can have his #11 back

Had a bad feeling about this one. Now worried more

Shut up 🍎

Oh jeez rosie

Nertz

C'mon Joe

Need Mikey to come through here, obv

Well let's not talk ourselves into thinking that Wheeler isn't embarrassing himself out there

🍎 is surprised when a swing and miss with 2 strikes turns out to be a strikeout F u freddy

Rosey destroyed himself there

McNeil overcoming Gary Apple's clumsy call with an opposite field RBI single

Apple is ruining this game

Gary Apple is probably a great guy irl and probably would be a perfectly acceptable talent in lamer cities but what a drop-off from Gary C. Also, I'm certain "Apple" ain't his real name. "Appel" maybe?

Well, that helps a little. I'm still declaring tonight a Big Game ™ since I'm also unconfident of Matz as a losing-streak stopper in game 2.

A really prominent chin, a stupid uni number. I don't think I watched the game he pitched. Up and down a few times without appeararing in games too

I think part of my trepidation is the realization that unless we take say, 7 or more of our remaining 9 games with them, we probably won't win the division. That's a big ask on my part and the odds have me highly UNCAHNFIDENT