25 years of shitty Mets baseball!
01: Frustrating and ultimately sharply disappointing and unnerving year.
02: Steve Phillips Frankenstein year leads to Valentine firing
03: Howe Era begins, Phillips fired, team sucks cock but Reyes debuts
04: Duquette Era kneecapped from the start, Kazmir trade, Wilpons self-destruct, Wright arrives
05: Omar begins era of showy free agent deals, march toward respectability. In many ways, the best year of the CPF era.
06: Omar completes near powerhouse, but team struggles with injuries and slumps late, falls short of winnable WS
07: Slump continues all year, intensifies in historic collapse
08: Willie gets whacked, 2nd collapse, Omar & Jerry pointlessly re-upped
09: New stadium opens as a monument to management's dismissiveness of fan base and ignorance of relevant history, Bernazard bizarreness, team sucks
10: Jerry lame-ducks the team to new lows, Omar deservedly fired, management discovers fan-friendliness only as a means to shield coming financial disaster
11: Financial woes -- not baseball woes! -- necessitate radical changes and birth of long-term financial and operational turnaround.
12: Santana no-hitter, Dickey Cy Young, OK start but 24 games out a yearend
13: All-Star Game or the first time since 64, but out of contention all year, same record (74-88) as 2012. Wheeler joins Harvey in rotattion
14: deGrom debuts, Colon arrives, Harvey out, Duda takes over from Davis. Promising year but never really in contention
15: Best season of the CPF era? Grandy, Conforto, Muffy, Syndergaard. Losing a winnable World Series hurts
16: Exciting buildup but ultimately disappointing 1 and out playoff appearance. Lotta injuries
17: 92-loss season ends the Terry Era. Everyone gut injured
18: Mickey Era begins; 11-1 start wasted by June; Nimmo establishes himself; Wright says goodbe;deGrom with the Cy Young
19: Brodie Era begins with cringey note to fans, team has a decent year (86-76) behind deGrom and newcomer Pete Alonso; new arrivals Cano and Diaz suck
20: Pandemic; Mickey fired between seasons on inappropriate conduct; Beltran hire then fired, Luis Rojas takes the reigns. Forgettable 26-34 year capped news that Cohen would buy the Mets and Brodie would hit the road
21: Sandy returns as president. Jared Porter named GM but dick-pick scandal outs him after a month (a month that included the Lindor trade); Zack Scott named GM, makes the Javier Baez-Pete Crow Armstrong trade, team finished in 3rd place anyway
22: Buck Showalter era begins. Billy Eppler Era also behins. Awesome year (101 wins!) with a disappointing wild-card finish. McNutty wins the batting title. Max Scherzer arrives
23: Cohen buys Verlander, team is a massive disappointment
24: New leadership in Mendy & Stearns. Magical year behind stealth pitching acquisitions like Manaea and Severino, spirit from Jose Iglesias & the Grmace. Darn near made the World Series
25: Adds Juan Soto, team has a great start but rapidly drops
26: Stearns fucks up the roster, terrible start costs Mendy his job, Green takes over