To judge on the results, the Cohen Era has been a complete disaster so far, with a sex scandal, a bungled draft, a bungled trade deadline, front-officie vacancies that show, way too many injuries related at some level to lazy players, a disappointing debut for a blockbuster trade-and-sign superstar, a coach firing that didn't have any effect, underperformers up and down the lineup, going backwards in baseball's most winnable division, and they still play Piano Man in the 8th inning.