I used to think there was a good novel plot in a baseball owner -- let's call him Fred-- who signs a Japanese ballplayer to a 7 figure contract so as to get a break on the cost of a scoreboard from a club owner in the electronics field. Only, the player is horribly out of sorts in the USA, anxious to discover US nightlife, and unbeknownst to the club, owes a hefty debt to the Yakuza back in his home country. It's up to the player's put-upon interpreter--a kid fresh out of college whose duties also include office busy work and tending to a ladyfriend who'd prefer to spend nights watching romantic sitcoms--to solve these multiple crisises. He engages the assistance of a small-city beat reporter, who baffles his experienced rivals with one clubhouse exclusive after another while slowly crafting an cover story for the athlete's real estate investments which may or may not pay off and keep the gangsters from throwing out the first pitch--in a deadly war. Can our hero keep his lovelife alive, the owner in the dark and the team in the first division? Read on!