Johnny Lunchbucket

New Ranger Ace

He's gonna have a great 1st year with texas

I'll never forget his dynamic role as a spokesman for Ford of Queens. Where Queens goes.

Rodon, Bassitt and Senga.

deGrom is like Strawberry most. Darryl left with a more obvious chip on his shoulder is the only difference. I think Cohen will go nuts to replace him though, hopefully not Bonilla Nuts

Let's use the $$ to get that Japanese guy and that other dude

He was a simple kind of man.

I;ve seen some of his Winter League highlights and he looks pretty awesome. Switch hitter with power at a skill position, 2B, 3B who cares

Lived in the age of slippery stuff, died in the era of sticky stuff.

Nobody commented on how fat Asdrubal became so I eill.

I wonder how that kind of firing goes. "Bjornsen, you did your best but we had a meeting and agree it's all your fault we screwed up the Braves series. "Clean out your locker."

Wayne Robins, long ago of Newsday, now with a Substack, gets Gary Cohen on the musical record. 6–July 8: Gary quotes the Mountain's 1970 sludge-rock classic “Missississippi Queen” and says “Mississippi queen, you know what I mean”. He then mentions band leader Leslie West. It didn't stop there. Both the song and West got namechecks on 8/4 and again on 8/17 ( by Gary AND Ron). The booth is weirdly obsessed with Mountain, West, and “Mississippi Queen”. https://pickinguprocks.com/2022/10/10/weekly-new-wonders-playlist-27-of-2022/https://pickinguprocks.com/2022/10/10/weekly-new-wonders-playlist-27-of-2022/ Needless to say, all of this transcends awesome. In the stadium they play the opening bars of Mississippi Queen as "foul-ball music" all the time, which might explain why it comes up so often. But cool piece anyhow

I was rooting for 🪨 🍒

Vintage Doc is nice but it's no METS GREAT SEAVER DIES

Bob Alpacadaca wrote: Great covers this round. Love Bach in the NY Groove! That's a beauty. Final Four bound... can you bet on the Derby? YES! "You can do MORE... You can live your 'bet' life!" --Jocksniffy douche from sny ads

I thought the whole Joely experiment was weird. Warmed up in the bullpen without his hat on.

People underestimate the wholesomeness of WiFey WatCH.

Aaron Judge RF/CF NYY-- SFG Jacob deGrom SP NYM--Mets Carlos Correa SS MIN-- Texas Trea Turner SS/2B LAD--SFG Brandon Nimmo CF/RF/LF NYM--Mets Carlos Rodón SP SFG--Mets Xander Bogaerts SS BOS--Phils Justin Verlander SP HOU--Dodgers Dansby Swanson SS ATL-- Braves Willson Contreras C CHC--White Sox Jean Segura 2B PHI-- Twins Andrew Heaney SP LAD--Mets Chris Bassitt SP NYM-- Astros José Abreu 1B CHW--Giants Nathan Eovaldi SP BOS--zMets Andrew Benintendi LF/RF NYY--Marlins Mitch Haniger RF/LF SEA--Cubs Jose Quintana SP STL--Royals Jameson Taillon SP NYY--Washington Sean Manaea SP SDP--Mets Josh Bell 1B/DH SDP--Reds Justin Turner 3B/DH LAD--REds Cody Bellinger CF/RF/1B LAD--Milwaukee Brandon Drury 3B/1B/2B/LF SDP--Orioles Michael Conforto RF/LF NYM--Mets Jurickson Profar LF SDP--Oriloes Mike Clevinger SP SDP--Indians Taijuan Walker SP NYM--Giants Noah Syndergaard SP PHI--Mets Trey Mancini 1B/LF/RF/DH HOU--Guardians Kodai Senga SP-- Mets and the bonus round: for one point, how many guaranteed years will degrom get? -- 4 for two points to the closest guesser, what will the AAV of degrom's guarranteed years be? $38mm

Wifey Watch doesn't want celebrities. It wants the girl next door. The total unknowns! The stars of tomorrow ✨️ 😍

The news and Post didn't find Cahna cover worthy. I think Newsday screwed that one up. Can-Do would have been better, and without the you're-too-stupid-to-get-it italics

Some Guys On The Internet say this fella follows the Mets on his Twitter account so I'm taking that as definitive proof that he is in the bag

Sauces say Dom Smith will be nontendered tonight

Dark Horse Met: Luis Guillorme

If what Martino wrote was accurate it could be collusion. Manfred will say it wasn't of course.

Props to Whack A Cole inset in the Daniel Boom cover. 💥