Benjamin Grimm

Sorry, but having then watch Caddyshack makes it bad parenting!

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"Josh Bell" makes me think of the Nickelodeon series Drake and Josh, which starred Drake Bell and Josh Peck.

It definitely has. You should see the awful set of tabloid covers I've been collecting. This winter's Tabloid Cover Derby is shaping up to be a rather gloomy one. Plenty of sturm und drang.

I wouldn't touch Trump's wig with a 49-and-a-half-foot pole. That thing is probably more disgusting than a Port Authority bathroom.

Hopefully Pill will provide the cure to what ails the Mets rotation.

It hasn't been years. The Mets and Pirates play two series against each other every year, one series in Pittsburgh and one in Queens. Mets vs. Pirates

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I keep reading that the Mets don't want to promote Tyler Pill because they're not sure that he'll be effective in the major leagues. I have to think it's worth a shot. They're giving major league innings to pitchers who are proving that they're not effective in the major leagues.

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: The Primati's french-fries-on-a-sandwich thing is IMO overrated. The fries are soft and oily and the whole thing is like mush. Totally agree. The one essential dining tip for PNC Park is to avoid the Primanti Brothers sandwich!

Does the dildo go to Vegas with Plawecki?

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Can they put a fake mustache on Jenrry Mejia and pass him off as Jenrry's twin, Kenny Mejia?

I agree. Until his recent awfulness, I had Hansel as next-in-line after Reed as closer.

Lefty Specialist wrote: Hansel follows the bread crumbs to Vegas...

His name is an anagram for "OLD METS LEAN IN". I predict a big day for Curtis Granderson!

Done!

Let me tell you, if I was dumped by Adriana Lima, I wouldn't be sulking, I'd be bragging about it to everyone I meet!

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If the Mets get their shit together RIGHT NOW, and play .600 ball the rest of the way, they'll end up with 90 wins.

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