Baseball humor

[Guest cooby]

Heheh thought of both of those answers but not what I'm looking for. Think more juvenilely

[Benjamin Grimm]

To hold their pants up?

[Guest cooby]

No...

[Guest d'Kong76]

Now this is funny (and not): If you Google 'humor why do Yankees wear pin-
stripes' it returns 'honor in pinstripes' from the captains blog dot whatever...

[Guest cooby]

You will not find my answer on google unless that google bot comes back

[Guest d'Kong76]

I liked to hold their pants up, so I gave up...

[Ceetar]

you're quite the catch!

[Guest cooby]

No! The pants don't talk!

[Benjamin Grimm]

So... the Yankees wear pinstripes because their pants can't talk?

(I think the above is a unique sentence, never before typed, written, or spoken by any human being.)

[Guest cooby]

No that is not the answer!

[Guest Mets Willets Point]

Outside a small Macedonian village, close to the border between Greece and strife torn Yugoslavia, a lone Catholic nun keeps a quiet watch over a silent convent. She is the last caretaker of a site of significant historic developments. The convent once served as a base for the army of Attila the Hun. In more ancient times, a Greek temple to Eros, the god of love, occupied the hilltop site.

The Huns are believed to have first collected and then destroyed a large gathering of Greek legal writs at the site. It is believed that Attila wanted to study the Greek legal system and had the writs and other documents brought to the temple.

When the Greek church took over the site in the 15th Century and the convent was built, church leaders ordered the pagan statue of Eros destroyed, so another ancient Greek treasure was lost. Today, there is only the lone sister, watching over the old Hun base.

And that's how it ends:

No Huns, no writs, no Eros, and nun left on base.

[dinosaur jesus]

I'm a little suspicious of that story. I don't think Attila's Huns ever reached Greece.

[Guest cooby]

cooby wrote: Yay! Why do the Yankees wear pinstripes? (And Hello, Kitty!)

Cos they look even more like clowns when they wear polka dots!

[Guest d'Kong76]

Why did Trump get cut from little league three years in a row?
(two answers possible, researched and verified)

[Benjamin Grimm]

Because his hands were too small to grip the bat?

[Guest d'Kong76]

*ding* *ding*
The other was he couldn't fit/catch a baseball in his itty-bity mitt ...
... the floor is open.

[MFS62]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Because his hands were too small to grip the bat?

Nah. He's got a tiny bat.

Later

[Guest cooby]

What do you call a pig that plays baseball?

[Guest d'Kong76]

Arod?

[Guest cooby]

Lol

[Edgy MD]

A Nippon Ham Fighter?

[Centerfield]

cooby wrote: What do you call a pig that plays baseball?

Asdrubal Cabacon
Noah Swinedegaard
Darryl Strawboary
Roger McSowell

[Fman99]

Ceetar wrote: Nice to mitt you.

I like this answer better actually.

[Fman99]

cooby wrote: What do you call a pig that plays baseball?

[ashie62]

BOC Fman.

[Edgy MD]

President Trump posting from Fman's account these days?

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[Guest cooby]

Love all these answers, but the answer on the Yogurt pouch is


A ball hog

[Guest d'Kong76]

That seems more basketball!

[Guest cooby]

well it is. But I changed the joke to baseball.

Oh man, busted!

[Zvon]

cooby wrote: well it is. But I changed the joke to baseball. Oh man, busted!

lol.