Dodgers Conquered

[Edgy MD]

Greinke to the Yankees. Mattingly to the Rays. Ethier to the Red Sox. Puig to the White Sox. Kendrick to the Athletics.

Utley to the MLB Network.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

$300 million of Guggenheim $$ to waste. They deserve it, and fuck them.

[Centerfield]

I love the fact that Dodgers fans will be thinking about that Murphy steal all winter long.

[Edgy MD]

This team is going to be broken up like Standard Oil.

Next season, it's going to be Kershaw, Rosenbeard, maybe Martinez, and a whole bunch of rookies and retreads.

[Guest themetfairy]

As happy as I am that the Mets won, I'm equally happy that the Dodgers didn't win as the result of a dirty play and fucked up officiating.

Fuck the Dodgers!

[Benjamin Grimm]

Centerfield wrote: I love the fact that Dodgers fans will be thinking about that Murphy steal all winter long.

And that whole Chase Utley fuck-up stings a whole lot less.

[Centerfield]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Centerfield wrote: I love the fact that Dodgers fans will be thinking about that Murphy steal all winter long. And that whole Chase Utley fuck-up stings a whole lot less.

What play is that? I don't really recall this.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Maybe it was something I dreamed.

[Centerfield]

EAT IT CHASE UTLEY.

FUCK YOU MIKE SCOSCIA.

EAT MY ASSHOLE OREL HERSHISER.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Centerfield wrote: EAT MY ASSHOLE OREL HERSHISER.

He'll have to wait his turn!

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Centerfield wrote: I love the fact that Dodgers fans will be thinking about that Murphy steal all winter long. And that whole Chase Utley fuck-up stings a whole lot less.

Well, maybe not for Ruben Tejada.

[Edgy MD]

Anyone have any offseason advice for Justin Turner? Any grooming tips? Anybody?

[Elster88]

The orange beard is a sure sign he wishes he was still a Met

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Edgy MD wrote: Anyone have any offseason advice for Justin Turner? Any grooming tips? Anybody?

Manbun and samurai goat. Obvsly.

Playing "I Love LA" on repeat right now, and reveling in rockin' hate-joy.

[Valadius]

Pretty sure Justin Turner now has time to go play a wildling on Game of Thrones.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Or he can spend more time with Helga, Honi, Hamlet and Snert. And of course, Lucky Eddie and Kvack.

[stevejrogers]

Yeah...so much for that...



Yet another example of this as the sequel perhaps?

Edited October 16, 2015 by Guest

[MFS62]

Now that they're dead, I want to find out where they will be buried.
I want to spit on their grave.
Fuckers.

Later

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Centerfield wrote: EAT MY ASSHOLE OREL HERSHISER.

I just now ran into Centerfield on 44th street*. Orel Hershiser had his face way up that ass.

*-true story!

[Centerfield]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Centerfield wrote: EAT MY ASSHOLE OREL HERSHISER. I just now ran into Centerfield on 44th street*. Orel Hershiser had his face way up that ass. *-true story!

RANDOM CPF GATHERING!

The best part about this is that we now know we work close to each others. I sense a lot of "marketing meetings" taking place during day games next year.

[Farmer Ted]

I ran into Orel at a restaurant in 2001. I shook his bear-like hand and told him I could never forgive him for 1988. He said "Hey, what about 1999, I held my own for the Mets." My response, "Did you win the World Series in '99?" He nodded and walked off.

Fuck the Dodgers.

[Centerfield]

One more note, JCL and I both had the look of people who were looking to get to work on time. When in fact all we were doing is hustling to our desk so we could read about the Mets online and post here.

[Guest cooby]

Ha! Still sitting here waiting for my car and some guy in a dodgers cap just walked by. I don't think I've ever seen one in PA before

[Ceetar]

Noah Syndergaard wrote: Our enemy has been vanquished.......Odin is pleased #LGM

[Edgy MD]

cooby wrote: Ha! Still sitting here waiting for my car and some guy in a dodgers cap just walked by. I don't think I've ever seen one in PA before

Wow, Utley sure got home in a hurry.

[Guest cooby]

Way too skinny for him

[Guest d'Kong76]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Centerfield wrote: I love the fact that Dodgers fans will be thinking about that Murphy steal all winter long. And that whole Chase Utley fuck-up stings a whole lot less.

I know it silly clich�, but I have a warm feeling of 'justice prevailed.'

[Lefty Specialist]

Walking around Manhattan at lunch rocking the 2002 warmup jacket with the big NY, got lots of nods and smiles from similarly garbed folk. It's like being in the cool gang at school.