One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015

[Lefty Specialist]

Hwy, you're a loser, so why not play those numbers that humiliated you so you can lose again at Lotto?

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Compromise is for pussies, pussy-- why aren't you driving a Caddy?

[Guest themetfairy]

People who drive Buicks have very stupid friends.

[Lefty Specialist]

"Hi, I'm David Wright, and here are all the great things you can do in New York State, even though currently I can't do any of them."

[Fman99]

Rhyming nostalgic about a Toyota, on a network that bludgeons you to death with the same 25 ads over and over again, probably is not the best marketing strategy ever devised.

[Lefty Specialist]

DirectTV has 99% reliability, and these are my breasts.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

The Pail is wandering around the house singing "Burrito and Barf, Injury Attorneys, 800-888-8888"

[Guest d'Kong76]

Burrito and Barf, classikcly hysterical! I'm going to laugh
every time I hear that stupid commercial.

Ask him to work up something for Kars4kids.

[TransMonk]

Who needs Chris Squire when you've got a gig to play with Toto at the Barclays Center?

[Fman99]

Actress Bridget Moynahan spent one day at "Dying Kids" summer camp, as evident by the fact that she's wearing the same shirt in each video clip shown.

[TransMonk]

Rusty from Vegas Vacation complicates this summer's Vacation universe feedback loop while driving an Infiniti with Christie Brinkley.

[Lefty Specialist]

Toyota Jan faces her own Terminator- Rise of the Machines moment on the showroom floor.

[Lefty Specialist]

Rashida Jones needs to find better friends even more than she needs faster wi-fi.

[Ceetar]

Lefty Specialist wrote: Rashida Jones needs to find better friends even more than she needs faster wi-fi.

That commercial annoys me so much. How is she switching from phone to tablet and hopping on the WiFi (unprotected?!) in a snap?

[Fman99]

Tommy Hilfiger: Marketing to the latent homosexual in every male Met fan.

[Guest themetfairy]

W.B. Mason employees can't tell the difference between lotion and mayonnaise.

[Lefty Specialist]

Those Great Danes aren't going to fit in that Honda CRV either, #clueless idiot.

[Zvon]

I just saw the Philly Phanatic shoot up the Phils locker room. It was only silly string, but still very uncomfortably unkool. Coming back with any kind of gun to resolve a situation is not a good example of how people should behave. Even jokingly.

Excuse me if I sound a little bit over sensitive these days.

[Edgy MD]

You guys getting those Draft Kings ads. Bleh.

[Guest d'Kong76]

That Citi Field restaurant commercial that SNY seemingly airs a
dozen times an evening makes me want to poke my eyes and ears
out with my elbows.

[Ceetar]

d'Kong76 wrote: That Citi Field restaurant commercial that SNY seemingly airs a dozen times an evening makes me want to poke my eyes and ears out with my elbows.

it's not horrible, but they didn't start airing it until after they picked a winner!

Edgy MD wrote: You guys getting those Draft Kings ads. Bleh.

All season everywhere. MLB affiliate or whatever. I put a couple bucks in. Kinda fun but it's really just gambling. BS that this is legal and not poker (well, in other states)

[Guest d'Kong76]

Ceetar wrote: it's not horrible

Dude, I know you hit mute on it.

[Ceetar]

d'Kong76 wrote: Ceetar wrote: it's not horrible Dude, I know you hit mute on it.

Tonight I didn't even get to sit down and watch a quite inning before the baby went to bed, never mind know where the remote is to mute it!

[Lefty Specialist]

Ceetar wrote: d'Kong76 wrote: That Citi Field restaurant commercial that SNY seemingly airs a dozen times an evening makes me want to poke my eyes and ears out with my elbows. it's not horrible, but they didn't start airing it until after they picked a winner!

It IS horrible. First of all it sounds like a drunken lounge singer, and then squeezing 'Zenga's LatinAsian cuisine' into 'Take Me Out To The Ballgame' is something beyond sacriligeous.

They should play that song during the seventh-inning stretch, though, just to mess with people's heads.

And I'm guessing the LatinAsian cuisine must have really sucked.

[Guest d'Kong76]

The number of drummers in the tri-state area better than Ringo
could probably fill Citi Field.

[Edgy MD]

Ouch, what cued that?

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Skechers ad, in which he's-- presumably-- supposed to be going all wildman on the drums in a brief solo, and, well, he plays a very, um, polite solo.

[Edgy MD]

Well, he's a hundred years old.

[Lefty Specialist]

Man flies Delta, gets tired, goes home.

[Guest themetfairy]

Toyota owners are lame - SERIOUSLY!