Giancarlo, Part Two

[Edgy MD]

Let it be henceforth known that B.J. Upton is now Melvin Upton, Jr.

[TransMonk]

He'd had been better off changing his name to Justin.

[Edgy MD]

B.J. Mora was reportedly also under consideration.

[Benjamin Grimm]

There are probably very few people who have ever chosen to rename themselves "Melvin".

[A Boy Named Seo]

Giancarlo > Mike Stanton
Albert > Joey Belle
David > Dave Justice

Where does Guillermo "Willie" Hernandez fall into this???

God speed, Melvin Upton.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Fausto Carmona > Roberto Hernandez

[Benjamin Grimm]

Harry -> Eric Rassmussen.

And then of course, there's Bruce Jenner...

[batmagadanleadoff]

[Edgy MD]

Dick and Richie Allen.

Jim and Roger McGuinn.

[Vic Sage]

Lana > Larry Warchowski

[Fman99]

That tennis player that cut his own wiener off and became super [crossout:3pkc86po]beautiful[/crossout:3pkc86po] beastly.

[Edgy MD]

It's going to go through the NL East. Every two years, a player will re-declare his name. Two years from now, Anthony Rendon will become "Michel-Luc" Rendon. Two years after that, Bobby Parnell will become "Cleveland Parnell III." And finally two years after that, Ben Revere will become "Smokey."

Just that. "Smokey." No last name.

[dinosaur jesus]

Roberto Clemente was called Bob early in his career. Sounds weird now. Manny Lee announced one year that he wanted to be called by his name, Manuel. I remember some sportswriters snickering about that. Pete Jablonowski never accomplished much until he changed his name to Appleton.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Edgy MD wrote: It's going to go through the NL East. Every two years, a player will re-declare his name. Two years from now, Anthony Rendon will become "Michel-Luc" Rendon. Two years after that, Bobby Parnell will become "Cleveland Parnell III." And finally two years after that, Ben Revere will become "Smokey." Just that. "Smokey." No last name.

I would probably have to buy a Cleveland Parnell III jersey.