Edgy MD Site Manager Posted February 23, 2015 Posted February 23, 2015 Let it be henceforth known that B.J. Upton is now Melvin Upton, Jr.
TransMonk Old-Timey Member Posted February 23, 2015 Posted February 23, 2015 He'd had been better off changing his name to Justin.
Edgy MD Site Manager Posted February 23, 2015 Author Posted February 23, 2015 B.J. Mora was reportedly also under consideration.
Benjamin Grimm Old-Timey Member Posted February 23, 2015 Posted February 23, 2015 There are probably very few people who have ever chosen to rename themselves "Melvin".
A Boy Named Seo Old-Timey Member Posted February 23, 2015 Posted February 23, 2015 Giancarlo > Mike StantonAlbert > Joey BelleDavid > Dave JusticeWhere does Guillermo "Willie" Hernandez fall into this???God speed, Melvin Upton.
Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket Guests Posted February 23, 2015 Posted February 23, 2015 Fausto Carmona > Roberto Hernandez
Benjamin Grimm Old-Timey Member Posted February 23, 2015 Posted February 23, 2015 Harry -> Eric Rassmussen.And then of course, there's Bruce Jenner...
Edgy MD Site Manager Posted February 23, 2015 Author Posted February 23, 2015 Dick and Richie Allen.Jim and Roger McGuinn.
Fman99 Old-Timey Member Posted February 23, 2015 Posted February 23, 2015 That tennis player that cut his own wiener off and became super [crossout:3pkc86po]beautiful[/crossout:3pkc86po] beastly.
Edgy MD Site Manager Posted February 23, 2015 Author Posted February 23, 2015 It's going to go through the NL East. Every two years, a player will re-declare his name. Two years from now, Anthony Rendon will become "Michel-Luc" Rendon. Two years after that, Bobby Parnell will become "Cleveland Parnell III." And finally two years after that, Ben Revere will become "Smokey."Just that. "Smokey." No last name.
dinosaur jesus Old-Timey Member Posted February 23, 2015 Posted February 23, 2015 Roberto Clemente was called Bob early in his career. Sounds weird now. Manny Lee announced one year that he wanted to be called by his name, Manuel. I remember some sportswriters snickering about that. Pete Jablonowski never accomplished much until he changed his name to Appleton.
Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Guests Posted February 23, 2015 Posted February 23, 2015 Edgy MD wrote:It's going to go through the NL East. Every two years, a player will re-declare his name. Two years from now, Anthony Rendon will become "Michel-Luc" Rendon. Two years after that, Bobby Parnell will become "Cleveland Parnell III." And finally two years after that, Ben Revere will become "Smokey."Just that. "Smokey." No last name.I would probably have to buy a Cleveland Parnell III jersey.
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