The Tribe of Nancy: Wifey Watch and SOs, 2015

[Fman99]

She's good looking wool. I'd get into a catcher's crouch with her, if you get me, show her my Pla-schmecki.

[bmfc1]

I hope that Pawlecki didn't just sit on the bench during his honeymoon.

[Lefty Specialist]

TransMonk wrote: @chelseajbradley

Wow, looks like Nimmo's in the major leagues already.....

[Guest d'Kong76]

[Harvester]I'd like to do some blow out of her belly button![/Harvester]

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Reynolds made the bridal party roster, sure, but can he hit enough to be your starting best man?

Tayler? Tahnee? I'm guessing Mom's maiden name was something like, "Likestoneedlessly-Complicatethings."

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

So Zobrist is a real Charley Church, and his Wifey Julianna is a wannabe pop star, or maybe she is a big star and I don't listen to contemporary Christian gospel soul and don't get it, or whatever. These guys make the Muffies look Satanic.

[Frayed Knot]

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DOUBLE PLAY: Faith and Family First

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

On the other extreme, reports now out the Chapman-Dodgers deal may be held up over concern Chapman choked and hit his girlfriend/Baby Mama, punched out a window in his Land Rover to retrieve a pistol, and shot up his garage. No charges due to too many conflicting stories.

[Edgy MD]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: So Zobrist is a real Charley Church, and his Wifey Julianna is a wannabe pop star, or maybe she is a big star and I don't listen to contemporary Christian gospel soul and don't get it, or whatever. These guys make the Muffies look Satanic.

I don't presume to know the Z's, but when I've caught her shtick in the past, she's struck me as the kind o' Christian that kinda comes across as a little Satanic.

Scares me, anyway. Maybe I'm easily scared.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Who's callin' who scary? No, seriously, tell me, and I'LL DELIVER THEIR BEATING HEARTS TO MY SAVIOR

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[Lefty Specialist]

Whoa. Don't take her to a Devils game in the off-season.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Wow. I hope that if Zobrist signs with the Mets, he leaves her in Nashville.

[Guest cooby classic]

Somebody needs to buy her a brown eyebrow pencil.


I liked all the old wives better

[Benjamin Grimm]

It's almost like she's trying to look like Daenerys Targaryen, but unfortunately the dragons would probably be afraid of her.

[Fman99]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: [fimg=800]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/b-YUFFCjHuw/maxresdefault.jpg[/fimg]

Today we catch up with the chick from "Species," find out what she's been up to since she humped and murdered all those dudes in the '90's. Back after these messages...

[Edgy MD]

Fare thee well, Kari Ann Gee. Like your husband, you exceed expectations.



And Hudson, like his dad, preferred to be photographed with a hat.

[TransMonk]

Neil and Niki Walker

[Edgy MD]

Mets minor leaguer (though currently a minor league free agent) Jake Kuebler and Bri Exstrom have an engagement story!

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Jake should take her name -- all of it -- and pitch as Bri Exstrom. I guarantee a guy with that name would rack up 42 saves.