The Tribe of Nancy: Wifey Watch and SOs, 2015

[Edgy MD]

Soot Zimmer, setting the bar high for all other baseball spouses.

[Edgy MD]

Weird that Plawecki and d'Arnaud double date:

Welcome to the carnival, Tayler Francel. Tell your boyfriend that those sunglasses on his forehead might help with the squinting.

[Ceetar]

Presumably Cuddyer's wife Claudia and their kid.

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[Edgy MD]

Welcome to the biggies, Samantha van Veen.

[ashie62]

Who dat??

[Lefty Specialist]

Sure, she could chug pitchers of beer in college or in the Pacific Coast League, where basically anyone can chug pitchers.

But can she do it in the MAJORS?

[Edgy MD]

Well, she's really chugging in the Southeastern Conference there. Amateur chugging — followed, presumably, by amateur chucking.

I don't know if she still his co-pilot. That horrible, stalky site of baseball groupies says there's another in the picture. She seems at least a little crazy but I was kind of rooting for them.

[Guest cooby classic]

Edgy MD wrote: Soot Zimmer, setting the bar high for all other baseball spouses.

What a nice article!

[Benjamin Grimm]

I had no idea that Mrs. Zimmer's name was "Soot."

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Wifey action following yesterday's game when Muffy and (I think) Niese brought their Wifeys and Toddlers out to run the bases. They were shooting them for promos I think, Muffy carried his little guy around 5 or 6 times.

Is this Leah "Amazin' Blue Panties" Niese? If so she's got another on the way.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Speaking of the Nieses, here's a 22-minute video recap of their big nups from 2013.

If you've ever wanted to hear Jon Niese's brother play the banjo, or see Leah Niese put away Van-Veen-sized cocktails, or spy Muffy on the dance floor, or pose for wedding shots with rifles, this video is for you.

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[Ceetar]

Don't remember where I stumbled upon this:

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but I just stumbled across it again looking through some photos. There were some funny quotes too i think

[Edgy MD]

Matt Harvey and Anna Cywinska are Splitsville. Has this dampened his World Series performance? It's impossible to confirm. BUT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DISMISS!

Here's hoping Anna knows where the real action is and starts stepping out with Lucas Duda real soon. I see a wedding at Greenpoint's Polish National Catholic Church of the Resurrection just around the metaphorical corner. PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT, ANNA!

[Benjamin Grimm]

This is potentially great news for Joe Dziemianowicz.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Edgy MD wrote: Matt Harvey and Anna Cywinska are Splitsville. Has this dampened his World Series performance? It's impossible to confirm. BUT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DISMISS! Here's hoping Anna knows where the real action is and starts stepping out with Lucas Duda real soon. I see a wedding at Greenpoint's Polish National Catholic Church of the Resurrection just around the metaphorical corner. PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT, ANNA!

Greenpoint Poles get married at St. Stan's. That Polish pope visited here

[Benjamin Grimm]

Edgy MD wrote: Matt Harvey and Anna Cywinska are Splitsville.

Maybe she was trying to "limit his innings."

[Guest cooby classic]

Well heck, the poor girl doesn't even have any pants. And a goodwill ancient teeshirt.

He could have thrown some bonus money her way.

[Lefty Specialist]

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[Guest cooby classic]

I wonder how Mrs Zimmer knows what those books are that are backwards in her bookcase

[Edgy MD]

I'm guessing that they aren't backwards so much as those spineless, sort of ribbon or string binding that people do with self-constructed family albums.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Big Post scoop on Matt Harvey's latest babe:

http://nypost.com/2015/11/04/matt-harvey-has-dated-enough-blondes-to-open-a-modeling-agency/

[soupcan]

NY Post wrote: Matt Harvey Has Dated Enough Blondes To Open a Modeling Agency

And if I were him, so would I.

More power to him.

[Guest cooby classic]

This story makes it look as though I have several messages and friend requests on facebook

[Lefty Specialist]

Matt Harvey Named Comeback Player of the Year in the Bedroom, Too

[Guest Mets Willets Point]

Some of them are clearly brunette.

[TransMonk]

@chelseajbradley

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Zimmo!

[Edgy MD]

Chelsea Jane Bradley goes by C.J. She hails from Savannah, so I'm guessing they met during Brandon's 2013 season with the Gnats. What girl doesn't want to date a Sand Gnat?

[Edgy MD]

Lunchie, she's a big fan of Whole Foods.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Geez, guys. We missed the Plawecki wedding last weekend.

From the instagrams looks like den Dekker, Leather Rocket, Reynolds and d'Arnaud were there. Reynolds was a groomsman.

https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/plaweckiparty/

Tayler Francel Plawecki recalls how they met for pizza in the dorm room then fell in luv.

https://www.theknot.com/us/kevin-plawecki-and-tayler-francel-nov-2015