batmagadanleadoff Old-Timey Member Posted September 17, 2014 Posted September 17, 2014 Caption this:[fimg=755:3qqfwkea]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1791164.1400031535!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/2013-star-game-mets.jpg[/fimg:3qqfwkea]
metsmarathon Old-Timey Member Posted September 17, 2014 Posted September 17, 2014 "just following orders, mr met learns that his oversized fingers are not well-suited to picking pockets"
Lefty Specialist Old-Timey Member Posted September 17, 2014 Posted September 17, 2014 Fred looks like he could use some Viagra.
batmagadanleadoff Old-Timey Member Posted September 17, 2014 Author Posted September 17, 2014 [fimg=655]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1791164.1400031535!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/2013-star-game-mets.jpg[/fimg]"Of course the Mets finances are fine. If you don't believe me, just ask Fred Wilpon, standingto my far left. Or ask Baseball's next Commissioner, standing between me and Fred".
Guest d'Kong76 Guests Posted September 17, 2014 Posted September 17, 2014 [fimg=675]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1791164.1400031535!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/2013-star-game-mets.jpg[/fimg]Bud whispers into Mr. Met's ear, "Ol' Freddy has more chins than a Chinese phone book."
Zvon Old-Timey Member Posted September 17, 2014 Posted September 17, 2014 batmagadanleadoff wrote:[fimg=755]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1791164.1400031535!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/2013-star-game-mets.jpg[/fimg]Tight finances have forced Mr. Met to take on a second job as a ventriloquist. Here he is pictured with his dummy and the man who writes all his material, former millionaire Fred Wilpon.
ashie62 Old-Timey Member Posted September 17, 2014 Posted September 17, 2014 "Soylent Green is made of Mets!"
Lefty Specialist Old-Timey Member Posted September 17, 2014 Posted September 17, 2014 Looks like Mr. Met is reaching into Bud's wallet for another $25 million.
Guest d'Kong76 Guests Posted September 17, 2014 Posted September 17, 2014 [fimg=675]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1791164.1400031535!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/2013-star-game-mets.jpg[/fimg]Stop Mr. Met, that tickles
Fman99 Old-Timey Member Posted September 18, 2014 Posted September 18, 2014 [fimg=675:2hdg5q0u]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1791164.1400031535!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/2013-star-game-mets.jpg[/fimg:2hdg5q0u]World renowned proctologists Dr. Allen Selig and Dr. Rube Metford pose for a photo with a still grouchy patient, showing no signs of relief despite having had a four foot hooked object extracted surgically from his anus.
Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Guests Posted September 18, 2014 Posted September 18, 2014 [fimg=675]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1791164.1400031535!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/2013-star-game-mets.jpg[/fimg]"Quit grinning like a dummy, Met, and do what I've asked-- does he have any loose change up there, or what?"
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