Joe Torre's Daughter Catches Falling Yogurt Shop Roof Baby

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/joe-torre-daughter-cristina-saves-falling-baby-perfect-catch-article-1.1377032

[Edgy MD]

Children-Catcha-Torre!

[Benjamin Grimm]

Joe Torre's Daughter Catches Falling Yogurt Shop Roof Baby

How many threads have we had with that title? I've lost count!

[MFS62]

Edgy MD wrote: Children-Catcha-Torre!

Not bad.
Not bad at all.
Really did LOL.

Later

[Edgy MD]

Puns are easy.

Catching babies falling from the sky is hard.

[Lefty Specialist]

I see Cristina has inherited Dad's good looks.

[soupcan]

Lefty Specialist wrote: I see Cristina has inherited Dad's good looks.

She's Joe Torre with long hair.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Story mentions she has residences in Brooklyn and Scotland. That's pretty sweet for a teacher.

[Edgy MD]

She catches babies falling from the sky and that's alright with me.

[seawolf17]

�Jim Pagliaroni joined the club tonight and is going to be a welcome addition. He was describing a girl that one of the ballplayers had been out with and said, �It�s hard to say exactly what she looked like. She was kind of a Joe Torre with tits.� This joke can only be explained with a picture of Joe Torre. But I�m not sure any exist. he dissolves camera lenses.�

from Ball Four

[Guest Mets � Willets Point]

The flashback to 1977 photo does show that Joe Torre had a hot wife.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Imagine, if you will, that you're a young girl. Your mother is Christie Brinkley, and your father is Billy Joel.

And you look like Billy Joel.

That's what this reminds me of.

[seawolf17]

[Edgy MD]

A little charity, gentlemen!

[Benjamin Grimm]

She turned out okay, didn't she?

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Yeah that Jim Bouton quote is great but even the greatest book in the history of baseball wouldn't apply that to his daughter, especially after her heroineism saved a baby and broke up an abusive family.

[MFS62]

We can all be thankful that she is the daughter of a baseball player. If she had been the daughter of an NFL wide receiver, when she caught the baby, she would have spiked it.

Later

[Fman99]

Ugly mug, good hands. She's like Vic Power, only with a vagina.