"Ask the Booth" an Inappropriate Question

[bmfc1]

SNY is having a "Ask the Booth" segment tonight.
Write an inappropriate question and post it here. It can be anything for Gary or Keith that you would not really send.

E.g.: "How do you watch this crap without wanting to slit your wrists?"
"Keith, when Kevin is doing an interview, do you go take a dump?"
"Gary, pick one to join you on a desert island: Keith or Ron."
"Is Jay Horwitz senile?"

http://metsblog.com/metsblog/ask-a-question-for-tonights-ask-the-booth-pres-by-verizon-6/

[Centerfield]

I don't know if it's inappropriate or not, but I would love to hear candidly how Gary Cohen felt about Bob Murphy.

I'm sure he respected the guy, but they clearly clashed at times. Can't imagine Gary was thrilled about all the second-hand smoke either.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Does Mister Met have red stitches on his penis?

[Edgy MD]

"Hi, guys. Gun to your head: Salt or Pepa? Could all three of you answer, please? And 'Spinderella' is not an acceptable answer."

[Centerfield]

Definitely Peppa.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

"You're generally considered-- via fan and industry polls-- to be one of the best booths in baseball. But a quick look at Broadcast Prospectus' proprietary "Bully"s Above Replacement Booth stat shows you guys at 17th, just behind Hawk Harrelson and Steve Stone. What do you think?"

[metsmarathon]

marry, fuck, kill: the toyota girl, the wendy's redhead, and flo.

[Frayed Knot]

Hey Gary & Ron: Do you two Ivy Leaguers ever hear some of the stuff Keith says and just shake your head and say: "Geez what an idiot" ?

[Fman99]

"So, Keith, did you stick your tongue in Julia Louis-Dryfuss' mouth?"