Cray-Cray Twitter Catfight (brought to you by WiFeY WaTCh)

[Benjamin Grimm]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: None of them have the good sense to keep it off Twitter.

And that's the really crazy part.

[Guest themetfairy]

So she's a slut but they're tactless - is that the bottom line?

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Well, I wouldn't say slut, that's kinda harsh. She's more like, propped up with a degree of offputting false vanity that arouses suspicions of her motives. They're all tactless.

[dinosaur jesus]

Plus they say she slept with Buck Weaver, which she admits but says Hambone is okay with it, not to mention that John Cusack played him in the movie, and who doesn't like John Cusack?

[Edgy MD]

I gather whether she's latching on to the son to get a ride to the top* is at issue.

Two big turns in the dispute were (1) when a frenemy or two was (correctly, but less than tactfully) tweeting to her that if she's gonna make a better impression on his family, she should keep her crazy shit offline, and she went nuclear on her or them, calling her or them jealous, and (2) when she went from indignation to self-pity, either as a breakdown or new (and, again, tactless) strategy to garner sympathy, and started tweeting worse things about herself than anyone else had, including ugly alleged biographical details, and how unworthy she had ever been of @Ham_Bone28's Metlove in the first place.

Bennett, to his credit, has been as twittersilent as the grave. (Not that dead people don't tweet. They do!)

*As if that's a sure thing.

[Guest Mets � Willets Point]

Does she have any relation to the Delta Gamma woman that someone posted about in the NBF?

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Mets � Willets Point wrote: Does she have any relation to the Delta Gamma woman that someone posted about in the NBF?

Matching-fMRI-wise, I suspect.

This reminds me of the time my cousin's crazy girlfriend (now crazy wife-- congrats, Jose!) got into a FB pissing match with him (for traveling with male relatives to celebrate a joint birthday) and his sisters... then ended it with a stiff-upper-lip, passive-aggressive, I-know-I'm-in-the-right-but-I'm-taking-the-high-road post on FB AND Tweet, because the best way to show you're above it all is with a classy public internet post.

[seawolf17]

This thread has the potential to be a CPF Klassik.

[Frayed Knot]

I'm reminded of Mickey Ward's [Mark Wahlberg] pack of sisters and half-sisters in THE FIGHTER carping at what they saw as interference by his new girlfriend [Amy Adams] into "their" family business (ie. his boxing career). "It's that damn MTV girl"

[Edgy MD]

So upset and stressed out that I threw up at work. Got sent home. Fantastic.

Sure hope this ends fuzzier than it's going now.

[Edgy MD]

Bennett gives up only his second run of the season. He doesn't get the loss, but it ends up being the difference as St. Loo loses 3-2.

[Fman99]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Oh, man. Dug even deeper and found his Mom and her going at it.

So this doesn't even mean what I think it means. Fuck Twitter.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Point of fact: this has been going for just about 24 hours.

[Edgy MD]

Well, she's been silent on Twitter for four hours, which makes me hope she's off somewhere making better and more discrete decisions, but fear she's gone off the deep --- -er --- end.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Fman99 wrote: John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Oh, man. Dug even deeper and found his Mom and her going at it. So this doesn't even mean what I think it means. Fuck Twitter.

lol

[Edgy MD]

Somebody needs to reach out and check on her. And I vote for [crossout:3mmyojls]Mets Guy[/crossout:3mmyojls] TransMonk.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Thinking maybe we could all meet up at a game or something. I'm sure she will telegraph her next roadtrip/visit.

How did they meet? That is my question.

[Edgy MD]

My guess is the Twitter.

[Guest Mets � Willets Point]

You have to imagine how much more they must be posting on Facebook.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Mel seems a little perturbed at an apparent parody twitter account taking shots at her. For fun I tried to find it but stumbled instead onto her old blog which discusses among other things a different pitcher/boyfriend/future hubby.

Can someone find the offending twitee?

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Meantime, she is getting transferred potentially to a new Chili's in Port St. Lucie this week. Yes, they are taking this to the next level. Young Luv!

[Edgy MD]

Melky Cabrera leaves a lousy tip. I guess that's kind of funny, but whatev... HOLY CRAP! I know that waitress!!

[Ceetar]

oh, THIS thread. haha. someone email this to Deadspin.

I'm starting to suspect Melky might've been justified.

[Edgy MD]

Edgy MD presciently on April 23 wrote: Fuck it. She says she's going to grind it out tonight and go to work with a forced smile. Good for you, Mielissa. So all you Peoria-area diners, tip your waitresses well.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Oh, man. Meantime, Hammy is headed to Bingo! (must be thrilled)

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

IT'S ALL HAPPENING

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I think Hambone and his cray-cray drama queen are no more.

He no longer follows her; she's going back to Peoria vaguely referencing pain and cheating men.

Hambone btw sez:

Hamilton Bennett ?@Ham_Bone28 15h By the way Lucas Duda called me an interesting guy today. #madeit. By the way he is crushing the ball

Come back doody!

[Edgy MD]

Yeah, his profile description used to describe his awesome brilliant beautiful girlie friend. None of that, no more.

Meanwhilst, Duda voluntarily speaking is always tweetable information.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

zactly. Also:

Melissa Dickson ?@WhiteSoxDiaries 1h That's right. I'm single. For those of you who didn't catch onto the "free agent" metaphor haha

[Edgy MD]

Possibly mixed up with Yankee prospect Saxon Holt Butler now.