One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2013

[Guest themetfairy]

Allstate helps dads build treehouses for their voyeuristic kids.

[Fman99]

Smoking is bad, mmmkay?

[Fman99]

Halftard in AT&T commercial prefers "more" to "less."

[Ceetar]

inconsiderate Bud Light drinkers was poetic about their old decrepit couch.

[Fman99]

Hot chick dodges raindrops on way to expensive car.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Left wondering if TSA allowed the dough boy's miniature
rolling pin to be brought on the plane with him.

[Frayed Knot]

Fman99 wrote: Hot chick dodges raindrops on way to expensive car.

She's an umbrella slut.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Guy who used to hawk inn-shurance now hawks neon green diet soda.

[Edgy MD]

Bo Jackson is a drug addict.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Hawaiian Silky keeps your hair suuuuultry.

[Fman99]

Idiot talks to processed turkey meat.

[Fman99]

Come to Jones Beach for the MUTHAFUCKIN AIRSHOW BROUGHT TO YOU BY GEICO!

[Zvon]

People are unsure what the scariest thing about Dikembe Mutombo is: his size, his ability to slap shit around, his monsterous voice, or his house, which we can't do anything in and never see.

Does that pass as a sentence?

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Just the two of us... we can kill the super-evolved ultratiger with our bare hands if we try-y.

[Fman99]

Toothy Food Channel personality has dead sibling.

[Zvon]

Scary music sells baseball hats?

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Camels love Wednesdays like insurance companies love dumb, dumb, DUMB puns.

[Guest themetfairy]

Douchebags steal car and kidnap salesman during supposed test drive.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Breaking the theme of this thread a little bit...

There's an SNY commercial that says that if you stack all 29 New York City basketball players, they'd be able to reach the Statue of Liberty's nose.

Why does New York City have an uneven number of basketball players? Don't the Knicks and Nets have the same number of players on their rosters?

[Guest d'Kong76]

Regional commercial ....

Rosco can find your bedbugs.

[Zvon]

Not sure whats goin on there but now I wanna be a pirate.

[Zvon]

Lady taking pictures of her kids graduation does something that even in these enlightened times could get her burned as a witch.

[Fman99]

Upstate Jewish man tempted by delicious looking canned light margarita product.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Does no one know the answer to this? I know that there are basketball fans here...

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Breaking the theme of this thread a little bit... There's an SNY commercial that says that if you stack all 29 New York City basketball players, they'd be able to reach the Statue of Liberty's nose. Why does New York City have an uneven number of basketball players? Don't the Knicks and Nets have the same number of players on their rosters?

[Ceetar]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Does no one know the answer to this? I know that there are basketball fans here... Benjamin Grimm wrote: Breaking the theme of this thread a little bit... There's an SNY commercial that says that if you stack all 29 New York City basketball players, they'd be able to reach the Statue of Liberty's nose. Why does New York City have an uneven number of basketball players? Don't the Knicks and Nets have the same number of players on their rosters?

The rules says the roster size is 12+1 inactive so it must be including inactive players and development league guys so probably just an uneven number of inactive/injured players.

[Fman99]

Douche trades soda to douche for race car.

[Fman99]

Dracula gets a hardon.

[Lefty Specialist]

Rick Perry shows up to tell us how great Texas is, conveniently forgetting about the Astros and the weather in July.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Young adult brother and sister think their millionaire parents have discovered kinky sex.

[HahnSolo]

Douchebag "Ted" has nothing on Maxwell the Pig.