2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries

[Farmer Ted]

Another great ad buy on SNY.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dsFf2nreDo&feature=relmfu

[metsmarathon]

while you're investigating a distant, ancient alien civilization, which may ultimately come to destroy all of mankind, kick back with a frosty barley-pop

[Lefty Specialist]

Man wishing to buy porkpie hat finds that, in a cruel ironic twist worthy of Dostoyevsky, first he must Feed The Pig.

[G-Fafif]

Devoted Mets fans endanger opportunities for romance, health and security to go to Tuesday night game and then act awfully generic in their swell Citi Field seats.

[Ceetar]

G-Fafif wrote: Devoted Mets fans endanger opportunities for romance, health and security to go to Tuesday night game and then act awfully generic in their swell Citi Field seats.

and come on, who's taking the Citi discount when you don't get the T-Shirt with it? I know I'm not.

[Fman99]

Taking a pill to help your cock work is indicative of the ingenuity required to fix an overheating radiator using the power of store purchased bottled water.

[Lefty Specialist]

Mens hair dye apparently worthy of breathless worldwide TV coverage.

[Fman99]

Iced coffee is the cure for intercity rivalry baseball and ham-fisted acting.

[Frayed Knot]

Fman99 wrote: Iced coffee is the cure for intercity rivalry baseball and ham-fisted acting.

Particularly when shot from an angle that makes Girardi look about a foot taller than Terry.
I mean, I know Terry is short, but Girardi's not making it in the NBA either.

[Ceetar]

Not watching SNY may make Yankee bobbleheads commit suicide. (Wait, that seems like it's motivating me not to watch..)


No funny one liners, but I like the Acura commercial with the 'equal parts work and play' bit.

[Lefty Specialist]

Frayed Knot wrote: Fman99 wrote: Iced coffee is the cure for intercity rivalry baseball and ham-fisted acting. Particularly when shot from an angle that makes Girardi look about a foot taller than Terry. I mean, I know Terry is short, but Girardi's not making it in the NBA either.

Terry channelling his inner Walter Brennan when he says 'every advantage you can GIT, huh?'

Plus they're both wearing home uniforms.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

"Yes Joe, it's toasted!"

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both in home unis here. Same with CC/Johan ad.

[metsmarathon]

douchebag couple drives sporty sedan onto race course

[MFS62]

We take your money and give you stuff.
Later

[G-Fafif]

Toyota chick conducting polygraph thinks a little too highly of herself at expense of Patton Oswalt type's dignity.

[Lefty Specialist]

Toyota Chick manages to crouch down on high heels and hold a squirmy puppy without falling over on her tuchas, something that was probably a lot harder than it looked.

[Guest themetfairy]

Idiots put off important things in their lives in order to get a cheap Citi Field t-shirt on Tuesdays.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Sisters chat on the phone, then a father and daughter yell at each other, which leads to the opening scene of the porn classic 'Scrap Metal Sluts.'

[metsmarathon]

Loud men want to buy your car with the money they saved on the commercial

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Rapper-turned-actor expounds upon how cold a beer is, which serves only to mask the fact that it has no discernible flavor.

[Frayed Knot]

NYS Lottery wants you to not realize that they're merely recycling that 'Bridge on the River Kwai' whistling theme from when Getty gasoline used it decades ago for their commercials ... or that it was used in, you know, 'Bridge on the River Kwai'.

[Guest Mets � Willets Point]

Frayed Knot wrote: NYS Lottery wants you to not realize that they're merely recycling that 'Bridge on the River Kwai' whistling theme from when Getty gasoline used it decades ago for their commercials ... or that it was used in, you know, 'Bridge on the River Kwai'.

Or by British Marines in WWI.

[Lefty Specialist]

Iced Caramel beats Iced Mocha five times out of six.

[Guest themetfairy]

Suicidal bobblehead is too judgmental.

[Guest themetfairy]

Looking both ways isn't good enough.

[Fman99]

Lexus: The Official Car of the Hipster Douche

[Fman99]

Seriously, between suicidal NY sports mascots and the endless PSA's for alcohol abuse and kids getting hit by cars, there isn't a more depressing channel to watch than SNY on a commercial break.

Someone tell a fucking joke or something.

[Ceetar]

Fman99 wrote: Seriously, between suicidal NY sports mascots and the endless PSA's for alcohol abuse and kids getting hit by cars, there isn't a more depressing channel to watch than SNY on a commercial break. Someone tell a fucking joke or something.

who the hell tells their kid "oh, stranger with dog? Sure! Go play in the street with them!"?

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Fman99 wrote: Iced coffee is the cure for intercity rivalry baseball and ham-fisted acting.

I found out recently that my friend was one of the guys who produced this commercial. He said Terry was a "natural" who nailed it on the first take and that Joe was very wooden and uncomfortable. The No. 22 taking swings in the better's box is the Mets' PA announcer.

[Edgy MD]

That's cool information, but it's more than one sentence.