Loser's Lounge

[metsmarathon]

damn. i knew brick was a risky choice.

[Guest Mets � Willets Point]

[Throws open door]

YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE LOSERS!!!

[Picks up punch bowl, tips back and consumes in just a few gulps]

I'll show you a loser.

[Wipes punch off chin with shirtsleeve]

I tried to concede gracefully, but no. I had to post a parody, they said. It will be fun, they said. It's necessary for competition, they said.

Competition, feh!

[Picks up tequila bottle and drains in one slug]

20-1 isn't competition. 20-1 is a slaughter!!!

[smashes empty tequila battle against the far wall]

I am the biggest loser in the history of the parody contests!!!!


[sloughs off to corner and weeps quietly to self]

[Fman99]

Mets � Willets Point wrote: [Throws open door] YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE LOSERS!!! [Picks up punch bowl, tips back and consumes in just a few gulps] I'll show you a loser. [Wipes punch off chin with shirtsleeve] I tried to concede gracefully, but no. I had to post a parody, they said. It will be fun, they said. It's necessary for competition, they said. Competition, feh! [Picks up tequila bottle and drains in one slug] 20-1 isn't competition. 20-1 is a slaughter!!! [smashes empty tequila battle against the far wall] I am the biggest loser in the history of the parody contests!!!! [sloughs off to corner and weeps quietly to self]

Fucking divas. Ruin the party why dontcha.

[Guest Mets � Willets Point]

Hey I needed to catch up with all of you on drinks, so a little dramatics was necessary.

[metsmarathon]

i'm just quietly and depressedly drinking my drink alone in the corner. i read my source material one too many times...

[TransMonk]

Is there a karaoke machine up in here?

[MFS62]

TransMonk wrote: Is there a karaoke machine up in here?

I dunno. Unike Barry Manilow, I write the songs, but I don't sing them.
That's because if you heard me sing you'd know my voice would clear this place out faster then if someone yelled "FIRE!".

Later

[TransMonk]

MFS62 wrote: ...clear this place out faster then if someone yelled "FIRE!".

Or "Schneider!"?

My parody keeps inadvertantly mocking me.

[MFS62]

TransMonk wrote: MFS62 wrote: ...clear this place out faster then if someone yelled "FIRE!". Or "Schneider!"? My parody keeps inadvertantly mocking me.

Oops!
(Blushing)
Sorry.
Purely unintentional.
Later

[TransMonk]

No worries...I know you didn't mean it that way. Just thought it was funny.

[Guest Mets � Willets Point]

I LOVE YOU GUYS!