metsmarathon Old-Timey Member Posted December 23, 2011 Posted December 23, 2011 damn. i knew brick was a risky choice.
Guest Mets � Willets Point Guests Posted December 27, 2011 Posted December 27, 2011 [Throws open door]YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE LOSERS!!![Picks up punch bowl, tips back and consumes in just a few gulps]I'll show you a loser.[Wipes punch off chin with shirtsleeve]I tried to concede gracefully, but no. I had to post a parody, they said. It will be fun, they said. It's necessary for competition, they said.Competition, feh![Picks up tequila bottle and drains in one slug]20-1 isn't competition. 20-1 is a slaughter!!![smashes empty tequila battle against the far wall]I am the biggest loser in the history of the parody contests!!!![sloughs off to corner and weeps quietly to self]
Fman99 Old-Timey Member Posted December 27, 2011 Posted December 27, 2011 Mets � Willets Point wrote:[Throws open door]YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE LOSERS!!![Picks up punch bowl, tips back and consumes in just a few gulps]I'll show you a loser.[Wipes punch off chin with shirtsleeve]I tried to concede gracefully, but no. I had to post a parody, they said. It will be fun, they said. It's necessary for competition, they said.Competition, feh![Picks up tequila bottle and drains in one slug]20-1 isn't competition. 20-1 is a slaughter!!![smashes empty tequila battle against the far wall]I am the biggest loser in the history of the parody contests!!!![sloughs off to corner and weeps quietly to self]Fucking divas. Ruin the party why dontcha.
Guest Mets � Willets Point Guests Posted December 27, 2011 Posted December 27, 2011 Hey I needed to catch up with all of you on drinks, so a little dramatics was necessary.
metsmarathon Old-Timey Member Posted December 27, 2011 Posted December 27, 2011 i'm just quietly and depressedly drinking my drink alone in the corner. i read my source material one too many times...
TransMonk Old-Timey Member Posted January 12, 2012 Posted January 12, 2012 Is there a karaoke machine up in here?
MFS62 Old-Timey Member Posted January 12, 2012 Posted January 12, 2012 TransMonk wrote:Is there a karaoke machine up in here?I dunno. Unike Barry Manilow, I write the songs, but I don't sing them.That's because if you heard me sing you'd know my voice would clear this place out faster then if someone yelled "FIRE!".Later
TransMonk Old-Timey Member Posted January 12, 2012 Posted January 12, 2012 MFS62 wrote:...clear this place out faster then if someone yelled "FIRE!".Or "Schneider!"? My parody keeps inadvertantly mocking me.
MFS62 Old-Timey Member Posted January 12, 2012 Posted January 12, 2012 TransMonk wrote:MFS62 wrote:...clear this place out faster then if someone yelled "FIRE!".Or "Schneider!"? My parody keeps inadvertantly mocking me.Oops!(Blushing)Sorry. Purely unintentional.Later
TransMonk Old-Timey Member Posted January 12, 2012 Posted January 12, 2012 No worries...I know you didn't mean it that way. Just thought it was funny.
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