2011-2012 Parody Contest!

[Vic Sage]

Scansion [?sk�n??n], n.
(Literature / Poetry) the analysis of the metrical structure of verse.
[from Latin: climbing up, from scandere to climb, scan]

[Fman99]

Dang, I'm disappointed that I won't be able to write a Lastings Milledge parody which was my plan had I beaten MF. Had some good hip hop stuff in mind for that one, too.

[Guest themetfairy]

Don't post it Fman - I have my own idea for Lastings, but yours is probably better.

[Vic Sage]

Me and F-Man, first guys bellyin' up to the bar in the loser's lounge.
I think we're both goin' ugly early... y'all welcome to hang, but its gonna get x-rated perty quick.

[Edgy MD]

Ready when you are, Met Fairy.

[Guest themetfairy]

Let's go Monday morning, so that A) we can let the rest of the opening round matches finish up; and we won't have the weekend getting in the middle of our 48 hours.

[Edgy MD]

Kay. I'll get to play around with some other ideas, too.

[Guest themetfairy]

Have fun.

[Ceetar]

themetfairy wrote: Let's go Monday morning, so that A) we can let the rest of the opening round matches finish up; and we won't have the weekend getting in the middle of our 48 hours.

Monday seems like a good time. Whachasay JCL?

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I can do Monday.

[Edgy MD]

Fman99 wrote: Dang, I'm disappointed that I won't be able to write a Lastings Milledge parody which was my plan had I beaten MF. Had some good hip hop stuff in mind for that one, too.

Well, you can still write it.

[Guest attgig]

ABNSeo, would you be ok with going on Monday as well?

[A Boy Named Seo]

yeah that should be cool.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Looks like it'll be one packed Monday-- G-FaFiF and I boogie down then, as well.

[G-Fafif]

Looks like it'll be one packed Monday-- G-FaFiF and I boogie down then, as well.

Everybody please listen only to spoken-word records this weekend so as to clear the aural palate.

Here's one that actually went Top Five on Billboard in the winter of 1974:

07oVR1SDi6k

[Guest sharpie]

Willets, if you're ready to rumble on Monday bring your knife.

[Ceetar]

sharpie wrote: Willets, if you're ready to rumble on Monday bring your knife.

just not Howie's.. you know, fingerprints, murder weapons, open investigations..

[TransMonk]

I've PMed marathon...I'm out of town through Monday, so I have suggested we post our bout on Wednesday morning.

[Guest Mets � Willets Point]

sharpie wrote: Willets, if you're ready to rumble on Monday bring your knife.

I don't need a knife because of my razor sharp wit. Your on!

[Theoldmole]

Who am I up against in the second round?


Nemmind -- found it.

[soupcan]

Cue dramatic music...!

[Theoldmole]

Soupy -- got mine -- ready when you are.

[Ceetar]

Ceetar wrote: themetfairy wrote: Let's go Monday morning, so that A) we can let the rest of the opening round matches finish up; and we won't have the weekend getting in the middle of our 48 hours. Monday seems like a good time. Whachasay JCL?

I brewed 5 gallons of afelwein and bottled 5 gallons of a coconut brown ale..but I didn't parody a Mets song. oooops. I'll try toget it down at work tomorrow though.

[Guest themetfairy]

Edgy DC wrote: Ready when you are, Met Fairy.

It's close enough to Monday. If you want to post the poll, I'm good to go.

[G-Fafif]

Moderator, please sticky my & LWFS's thread. Tried to do it, but I suck at that, apparently.

[MFS62]

As of this morning, I'm ahead 12 to 11.
Did those last votes make it in before the cutoff?
I'd already picked out a seat in the loser's lounge.
Or did I do a "Tebow"?

please let me know.

Later

[soupcan]

TheOldMole wrote: Soupy -- got mine -- ready when you are.

I've got it - just need to fine-tune it. I'll try and throw it up this afternoon.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Ceetar, are we ready to rock?

[Ceetar]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Ceetar, are we ready to rock?

nope. You can start the thread if you like but I've been delayed in my completion of the task. going to try after lunch, but might not be until tomorrow unfortunately.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

No probs. We battle tomorrow, full fight card on today anyway.