Centerfield Old-Timey Member Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 It's a night game tonight. The Mets beat the Yankees. That gives us a full day to GLOAT.Everybody out there, wear your Mets gear today. Black or blue, orange dot or drop shadow, who the fuck cares. It's all GLORIOUS.
Guest The Second Spitter Guests Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 There's a cranky old bastard at my gym who always wears either a "Got Rings?" "Yankee universe" or "Ruth Gehrig Dimaggio Mantle" t-shirt. I rarely speak to him. Today he was wearing the "Got Rings?" shirt. So as I walked passed him I blurted out: "Got Turner?"
Centerfield Old-Timey Member Posted May 21, 2011 Author Posted May 21, 2011 I love the Got Rings t-shirt.Ask him how many rings he has.
Benjamin Grimm Old-Timey Member Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 I've never seen the Got Rings shirt.I'd be tempted to approach the guy and say, yes, you've got rings.... ring around the collar!And then everyone else in the gym would start chanting "Ring around the collar! Ring around the collar!"
G-Fafif Old-Timey Member Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 Particularly obnoxious variation: The post-2004 version in which 26 rings were put up against the (then) six the Red Sox had earned...because they don't just Got Rings, they Got Massive Insecurity.
Fman99 Old-Timey Member Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 The Second Spitter wrote:There's a cranky old bastard at my gym who always wears either a "Got Rings?" "Yankee universe" or "Ruth Gehrig Dimaggio Mantle" t-shirt. I rarely speak to him. Today he was wearing the "Got Rings?" shirt. So as I walked passed him I blurted out: "Got Turner?"Punch him in his asshole!
Benjamin Grimm Old-Timey Member Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 And then... be sure to wash your hands.
Gwreck Old-Timey Member Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 Did you know that there is a St. Louis Cardinals version of the "Got Rings?" T-Shirt? In which the Cardinals' number of "rings" is compared to every other NL team? I too was flabbergasted the first time I was at Busch Stadium and saw that.
G-Fafif Old-Timey Member Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 Gwreck wrote:Did you know that there is a St. Louis Cardinals version of the "Got Rings?" T-Shirt? In which the Cardinals' number of "rings" is compared to every other NL team? I too was flabbergasted the first time I was at Busch Stadium and saw that.Do Cardinal fans lay in wait for haughty Diamondbacks fans to stop by?
Guest The Second Spitter Guests Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 I did a search for the Cardinals Got Rings shirt and found this little gem:
metirish Old-Timey Member Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 I see several doucebags here in the Bronx wearing this vile looking tinganyway , I love when we win the first game in this series , it just sets up the weekend , heading out soon and me and the boy will be sporting out Mets blue caps, he loves that cap.
Guest The Second Spitter Guests Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 Fman99 wrote:There's a cranky old bastard at my gym who always wears either a "Got Rings?" "Yankee universe" or "Ruth Gehrig Dimaggio Mantle" t-shirt. I rarely speak to him. Today he was wearing the "Got Rings?" shirt. So as I walked passed him I blurted out: "Got Turner?"Punch him in his asshole!Where I come from "ring" is a euphemism for asshole. Thus, the slogan makes perfect sense.
MFS62 Old-Timey Member Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 The Second Spitter wrote:There's a cranky old bastard at my gym who always wears either a "Got Rings?" "Yankee universe" or "Ruth Gehrig Dimaggio Mantle" t-shirt. I rarely speak to him. Today he was wearing the "Got Rings?" shirt. Mets fans know how old they are without having to count.Later
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